There’s a new twist on the beloved holiday figure, and he’s straying far from the classic red outfit and fluffy beard. No, this isn’t a sketch from a quirky TV show; it’s Hipster Santa, making an appearance at a mall in Portland, Oregon. With his man bun, trendy sneakers, and fitted jeans, he’s definitely not your average Santa.
This year, Hipster Santa has set up shop at Pioneer Place Mall, where he’s traded in his reindeer for a fixed-gear bicycle, taking a break to explore the city. First appearing in 2015, he’s made a triumphant return, proving that hipsters, just like everyone else, enjoy a little holiday cheer.
The kids who visited him last year had some rather amusing reactions, with expressions that suggested they could detect a hint of craft whiskey on his breath. It raises a question: what do you leave out for this unconventional Santa? Traditional cookies just won’t suffice. He’s likely craving locally sourced, organic treats—perhaps a cold brew coffee paired with an artisanal donut or even gluten-free cookies with almond milk?
And let’s ponder his biking habits. Has he taken on a new lifestyle as a free-range reindeer farmer? One can only wonder about Rudolph’s wellbeing in this scenario.
This playful portrayal of Santa offers a glimpse into the whimsical future of urban living spaces for the hipster crowd. If you’re in Portland, you can meet Santa and his fabulous man bun at Pioneer Place Mall on Thursday evenings until December 14.
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In summary, Hipster Santa brings a fresh and humorous outlook on a holiday icon, appealing to the modern sensibilities of today’s families while sparking curiosity about what might come next in the realm of festive traditions.