Movies have been spinning tall tales about motherhood for ages. It seems they believe that the moment a woman brings a baby into the world, her brain turns to mush. While it may feel a bit scrambled sometimes, we still grasp the essence of what being a mother means. Don’t let the film industry deceive you! Here are eight ways your beloved films have misled you about motherhood:
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Sweet Sixteen Moments
In Sixteen Candles, a mother forgetting her child’s sweet sixteen birthday? Unthinkable! We live for those milestone moments. And marrying off your kid to just anyone? Not happening. Plus, letting your daughter pop muscle relaxers like they’re candy before her wedding? Nope! -
Forgotten Kids
In Home Alone, the idea of a mother forgetting her child while jetting off to France is laughable. Regardless of how chaotic life gets, the one thing you have to remember is your kid. Everything else is just background noise! -
Hangar Drama
Mommy Dearest takes it to another level with the infamous wire hangers. Seriously? If that’s your breaking point, you might need a new hobby. When my kiddos actually toss their laundry in the hamper, I feel like I deserve a medal! If they’re hanging their shirts, those hangers could be made of spaghetti for all I care. -
Sick or Faking?
In Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, the idea that a mother would be duped by her child faking illness is ridiculous. We’ve been teenagers too and know all the tricks. Motherhood gives you a radar for that nonsense! -
Effortless Success
Baby Boom portrays a mother starting a gourmet baby food business while raising a toddler like it’s a walk in the park. Reality check: the last time I attempted cooking from scratch with a toddler around, it ended in pizza and tears—not gourmet meals. -
Camping in Style
In Troop Beverly Hills, Phyllis Nefler takes on being a den mother during her divorce, all while wearing stilettos and designer outfits. Camping with kids is tough enough without adding unrealistic expectations. Who has time for that glam when you can’t even figure out how to set up a tent? -
Inaction at School
In The Karate Kid, Mrs. LaRusso just stands by while her son gets bullied. Not in my world! One black eye on my kid, and I’m taking matters into my own hands. Vigilante mom justice would be served, trust me! -
Moving Madness
Goonies shows the Walsh family struggling with foreclosure yet somehow hiring someone to pack their entire house. If you’re facing foreclosure, hiring help is the least of your worries. Moms never truly get a break, even when the odds are stacked against them!
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In summary, while films may paint an unrealistic picture of motherhood, it’s essential to recognize the real challenges and joys that come with it.