As I’ve grown older, ovulation has turned into a challenging time of the month for me. Sure, PMS brings its own grumpy vibes, but ovulation is a close contender. Maybe it’s because I lack the luxury of indulging in my inner fertility goddess. Or perhaps my aging body just isn’t equipped to handle the hormonal rollercoaster. Either way, I turn into a bloated, moody, and nauseous mess during the midpoint of my cycle. Combine that with a full moon, some sleepless nights, and a house devoid of chocolate, and it’s best to keep your distance—unless you’re my husband, who seems to have a radar for it all.
Here’s what I experience when my ovaries kick into gear:
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Mood Swings Galore
One moment, I’m showering everyone with love and affection. My kids are the most wonderful beings on the planet, and I feel like I’m walking on sunshine. The next moment? I’m in overdrive, overwhelmed with emotions that I don’t have time to process. It’s like a tsunami of feelings hits me, resulting in tears, irritability, or even blind rage. The struggle is real! -
A Burst of Energy That Goes Nowhere
With an uptick in libido comes an insatiable urge to tackle everything on my to-do list. I want to declutter the attic, write that novel I’ve been dreaming about, and plant a garden full of spring flowers. But with kids around, it’s nearly impossible. I can’t even remember the last time I managed to put away groceries without a crowd of little ones begging for snacks. That ovulation energy can be quite the tease. -
Nausea Sets In
When my friend Jess was trying for her second child, she’d wake up feeling nauseous and then insist her husband join in on the fun. Why don’t we discuss the seasick feeling that can accompany ovulation more often? It’s surprisingly common, and for me, it seems to have intensified over the years. I often find myself battling migraines that come with visual disturbances, leaving me feeling both sick and temporarily blind. What a treat! -
Hello, Bloat!
As my egg prepares for release, my belly seems to inflate right along with it. I can’t button my pants, and sitting becomes a challenge. It’s hard to feel sexy when you look like you’re in the early stages of pregnancy. -
Mittelschmerz, Anyone?
This lovely German term describes the sharp pain some women feel during ovulation. It’s not a universal experience, but for those who do, it can range from mildly annoying to downright debilitating. Add in the bloating and nausea, and my afternoons are often spent with hot water bottles and pain relief. Ugh. -
The Potential for Pregnancy
This one is a mixed bag. Some women are eager for a baby, while others are not. For those grappling with fertility issues, ovulation can be a harsh reminder. Personally, I oscillate between feeling done with having kids and suddenly longing for a baby when I see little ones during this time. Don’t visit your friend’s newborn unless you’re ready for the baby fever that could hit you like a freight train. -
Desire for My Husband, Followed by Reality Check
During ovulation, I daydream about all the romantic things I want to do with my husband. I might even send him flirty texts throughout the day. But by the time he gets home, the chaos of parenting takes over. It’s a whirlwind of “stop fighting!” and “eat your dinner!” By the time the kids are asleep, I’m either crashing myself or raiding the fridge, and all that lust fizzles away. I’ll be lucky if I get a quick cuddle session in front of the TV.
So, there you have it! I recognize that what my body does each month is pretty remarkable—selecting and releasing an egg. But I wish the process were a bit gentler. And oh, how I wish I had time to savor it, especially the romantic part—wouldn’t that be nice?
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Summary: This article humorously explores the challenges of ovulation for moms, including mood swings, nausea, and the chaotic reality of parenting. It highlights the hormonal rollercoaster and the longing for intimacy amidst the daily grind.