For my son’s birthday, I decided to let him invite six friends over for an epic sleepover. Through the chaos of that night, I uncovered some fascinating truths about this age group. Here’s what I learned:
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Girls? What Girls?
When it comes to girls, they’re either completely disinterested or masters of secrecy. They might use code words so it sounds like they’re discussing video games, but I suspect they’re chatting about girls the entire time! -
Wrestling is a Sport
These boys will seize every chance to wrestle. They mimic moves they’ve seen on TV, and when someone gets hurt, they genuinely care—unless there’s no blood, in which case you’re accused of faking it. As a referee, I quickly learned it’s best to either let them be or step back. I tried to break up one match and ended up with an accidental kick to the groin! -
Horror Movie Enthusiasts
They are big fans of horror films. A few even need to sleep with the lights on afterward. It’s oddly heartwarming that they accept this without judgment. -
Debate Champions
These kids love a good argument. From cats versus dogs to Call of Duty versus Grand Theft Auto, they’ll debate anything. Their arguments often come from misinformation, like one kid declaring, “Jeans don’t let your skin breathe.” -
Bragging Rights
They have a knack for boasting about unimpressive or downright impossible feats. One claimed he could whip up quesadillas, while another insisted he could rake an entire yard in just seven minutes. -
Brand Loyalty
Talk about commitment! One boy wouldn’t touch 7Up if Sprite was available, while another wouldn’t drink anything but water unless I had Mountain Dew on hand (which I didn’t—smart move, right?). One kid could even distinguish the brand of nacho cheese chips—definitely not a Trader Joe’s fan! -
Self-Governed Squabbles
They manage their own disputes without any parental interference. It’s impressive how they resolve arguments amongst themselves. -
Floor Sleepers
You’d think they were seasoned campers the way they can sleep on the floor without a mattress or pad. One boy even slept through a wild game of Nerf basketball happening right above him! -
Sock Neglect
Socks? They’re like lost causes in this household. They’ll leave them in every nook and cranny, and when I remind them, it’s like I’m speaking a different language. -
The Sock Smell
Speaking of socks, the aroma they emit is unforgettable—somewhere between stinky cheese, Fritos, and mildew. Even after they’re washed, that scent lingers! -
Charming Young Gents
Some of these boys are incredibly polite and sweet, complimenting my cooking and checking in on me. Others? Not so much. They might leave without a word of thanks. -
The Transitional Phase
At this age, they’re teetering between boyhood and manhood, and they embrace it. Having a 12-year-old reminds me to adapt to my own life changes—and maybe wash my socks more often!
In summary, 12-year-old boys are a unique blend of chaos and charm. If you’re interested in more insights about parenting and home insemination, check out our other posts, like this one on pregnancy or feel free to explore BabyMaker for tips on home insemination. You can also learn more about our journey at Intracervical Insemination.