Before becoming a mom, I had no idea how many questions would spin around in my head. I find myself pondering everything from my parenting methods to whether or not syrup qualifies as a food group. I even question my own sanity and hygiene routines while strategizing how to make my little ones less disruptive in public spaces. It’s a wild ride filled with question marks!
Here are 25 more questions I’ve been thinking about lately:
- Who are these tiny humans and why do they insist on calling me “Mommy”?
- How many times can an adult endure watching Mr. Noodle mess up before considering a career change?
- If I chuckle right now after she drops that F-bomb, will it turn into her favorite phrase?
- Am I the only one hearing the dog begging to go outside?
- How many holes can my pants accumulate before I get a fashion citation?
- How did I not notice how trim I was at 22?
- Will I ever come to grips with the fact that dinner is an everyday requirement?
- Am I the only one who thinks that carrying a human inside is a bit like being in a sci-fi movie?
- If I have tissues and gum in my bag, does that earn me “real mom” status?
- My body parts are going to return to their rightful places at some point, right?
- Did I honestly believe my college life was challenging?
- How many days without a shower does it take for me to start embodying a hippie?
- If I try to converse with my mouth closed, will they realize I’m sneaking their Easter candy?
- If I Google my name, will I find an image of a used dishrag?
- How can someone be furious about a shirt choice while sporting their underwear backward?
- Does he genuinely think I’ll buy his story when his eye is twitching like that?
- Is adulthood just the moment you understand that sleep trumps everything else?
- Will she ever learn how to speak in a volume that doesn’t sound like a banshee?
- How can I feel too old for the Juniors’ section but too young for Women’s?
- How long can I wipe the same countertop before I start spinning like a top?
- How long until My Fitness Pal catches on to my little fibs?
- Are all kids this quirky?
- Does my mom really have this much love for me?
- If there’s a lone sock on the stairs and I’m not home, does it actually exist?
- If no one is touching me, do I really exist?
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These musings are just a glimpse into the chaos and hilarity of motherhood—it’s a constantly evolving adventure.
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Summary:
Being a mom comes with a whirlwind of questions that reflect the chaotic and humorous sides of parenting. From pondering about the kids to contemplating personal changes, these inquiries capture the essence of motherhood.