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Boredom? What’s that?
I can now happily spend hours on a park bench, soaking in the world around me. Dogs darting after squirrels, daffodils bursting into bloom, and a little girl struggling with her ice cream cone? Pure entertainment! Just last week at the airport, I nearly missed my flight while cheering on a fellow traveler hunting for an available charging outlet. Don’t lose hope, buddy! -
Why is everything so loud?
Except, of course, for people’s voices. My kids could be standing right next to me, and I still can’t decipher their burger preferences. Meanwhile, their music blaring while they load the dishwasher makes it impossible to hear myself think. Is my built-in sound system malfunctioning? It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve self-diagnosed my hearing issues. -
TV preferences have shifted dramatically.
Gone are the days of fast-paced dramas. I now find solace in slower-paced shows like Downton Abbey and Masterpiece Mystery. My tired, dry eyes appreciate the leisurely plot lines. Just the other day, I figured out a mystery before Poirot even finished his final monologue (though I might have seen that episode before…). -
Restaurant food has become overwhelmingly complex.
Either my taste buds have aged, or chefs have decided to go wild with their concoctions. Lemonade caramelized pepper chicken? Seriously? Can’t we just stick to a classic salt and pepper seasoning? And please, no more extravagant sauces on my steak. I prefer my meat tasting like, well, meat! -
Are people driving faster these days?
I swear, the roads are full of speed demons zooming past. When did it become necessary to drive like you’re in a high-speed chase? -
Fashion is no longer about discomfort.
Those cute but pinching shoes? Out. Heavy earrings? No thanks. There’s nothing attractive about suffering for style. Spanx? Not in my wardrobe anymore! A comfy empire waist or a well-placed pashmina is now my go-to for a flattering look. -
My upper lip seems to have vanished.
Where did it go, you ask? Oh wait, I found it hiding beneath my chin. How sneaky! -
Moisturizer is my new best friend.
Every inch of my body seems to be in desperate need of hydration—nails, hair, skin, and yes, even those delicate areas. Well, it’s not exactly cracking, but let’s just say it’s experiencing a major climate shift. Too much information? Is that even a thing anymore? -
My priorities have shifted significantly.
Gone is the excitement for award shows or sporting events. Now, I care about things like local birds, Mozart, sending thank-you notes, and the impact of invasive species. I’m also much more concerned about the overuse of antibiotics, and attending weddings and funerals. Oh, and wasting water? That really bothers me now.
So, if you’re also approaching the age where you can keep your shoes on at airport security, come join me in the park for a chat! Just make sure to speak up; it’s hard to hear over the breeze.
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Summary:
Turning 40 brings a host of unexpected changes—from newfound appreciation for simple pleasures to shifting priorities and altered tastes. As we navigate this new chapter, it’s essential to embrace the quirks and transformations that come with age.