Tired of your nemesis? Have they carelessly revealed that they can’t stand clowns? Or maybe they’re not particularly afraid of them, but you’d like to instill a phobia for future use? If that’s the case, we’ve found an ideal destination for you.
Nestled in the arid town of Tonopah, Nevada, right next to a cemetery (because why not?), lies the notorious Clown Motel. The proprietors, Jake and Lila Thompson, have transformed this two-decade-old establishment into what they proudly claim is “one of Tonopah’s quirkiest motels,” according to their social media. The Thompsons describe their motel as “charming” and “family-friendly,” thanks to a curious arrangement they’ve struck with the clowns. The clown motif is prevalent throughout the property; you’ll find them on signs, adorning room numbers, and possibly lurking under the beds, silently waiting.
However, for the ultimate experience, you must dare to step into the wood-paneled den of dread known as the motel office. According to Elite Daily, this room houses over 500 clowns!
What’s the term for a gathering of clowns? Trick question—it’s the scream you make while bolting from a cluster of them.
This welcoming fellow greets you at the entrance of this Nope-tel. (Don’t be fooled by his grin; he has sinister intentions.) The motel even offers clown noses for those who wish to disguise themselves among the clowns, all while clutching an ice scraper available for purchase as your only means of defense.
So, if there’s someone in your life who could use a little retribution, suggest they check out this unique spot, conveniently located 211 miles from Las Vegas. Let them know that if they encounter any “professional entertainers,” they’ve arrived at the right place. But if they happen to pass the cemetery, they still have a chance to escape.
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In summary, if you’re looking for a whimsical yet terrifying getaway for your least favorite person, the Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada, is the perfect choice.