Time flies, especially when you’re in a waiting room with kids—those moments feel like both an eternity and a blink! Here are some gems of wisdom gathered by the time you hit the big 4-0:
- Chores for your little ones? Absolutely essential. They’ll thank you later… probably.
- A well-fitting bra is crucial, and let’s be honest, it should be off by 9 p.m. at the latest. 5 p.m. is even better!
- If you’re unsure, skip the purchase—particularly when it comes to shoes and lipstick. Your wallet will thank you.
- Taking your child to Disney on Ice? Sometimes it’s all about their joy, not yours, especially when you’re forking out $7.50 for a lukewarm mug of hot chocolate.
- And yes, that stale popcorn isn’t cheap at Disney on Ice either.
- You might think you can do your own pedicure, but really, it’s much nicer to let someone else pamper your feet.
- Exercise is key, but so is indulging in a bag of kettle corn popcorn every now and then. Life is about balance, right?
- To your kids, the “good old days” are definitely pre-Internet.
- Red paint? Expect to slap on 3-4 coats for that perfect finish.
- Mirrors might seem pointless, but they’re great for convincing kids you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.
- Cookies? Not dumb at all. Laundry? Now that’s the real dumb one.
- It’s not about the size of your house; it’s the love that fills it. Cheesy but true, right?
- Marriage is no cakewalk, but hey, at least you get to enjoy the anniversary cake!
- You’re at an age where you could be the mom of the attractive lifeguards at the pool.
- Having kids is monumental, but raising them into admirable adults? That’s the real challenge.
- When it says “low rise” on clothing, it really means “no buy.”
- Mom jeans (or jeggings, in my case) can actually have their perks.
- Just be yourself; you’re the best version of you to be.
- Drop-off birthday parties? Yes, please!
- It’s definitely better for your husband to discuss the “hair down there” with your pre-teen son.
- Jotting down your thoughts as they come is super smart—otherwise, poof! They could vanish in a heartbeat.
- Wrinkles are sneaky little devils.
- Finding a great hairdresser? Essential.
- Spending quality time really listening to loved ones? Priceless.
- And don’t forget, 40 is just a number!
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In summary, life brings plenty of lessons by the time you reach 40, from the value of a good bra to the importance of enjoying cookies over laundry. Embrace the chaos and cherish the moments—because time really does fly!