So, remember that one time I stormed in and said, “I can’t stand you!”? Well, in my defense, I was trying to express something much more complicated. What I really meant was, “I’m frustrated because you’re way smarter than I am, and you always seem to know what I’m up to, which just isn’t fair! You’re not letting me enjoy life the way I want to, but I get it—it’s because you love me. And that’s honestly the most annoying part!”
I thought I was making the big decisions, but you were the one who actually had it all figured out. Thank you for being the sensible adult, even when I was convinced I was ready to take on the world at thirteen—clearly, I was not.
I also owe you an apology for a few specific incidents: the cafeteria debacle, the “fashion choice” that was my skort, the concert fiasco, and let’s not forget that embarrassing moment with my friend Sarah. I hope you’ve managed to wipe those from your memory!
While I could list a ton of other things I owe you an apology for, most of them remain under the radar, so let’s just let those sleeping dogs lie, shall we?
With love,
Your Daughter, a.k.a. Your Former Teenaged A-Hole
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Summary:
This letter is a heartfelt apology from a daughter reflecting on her teenage years and the misunderstandings she had with her mother. It highlights the daughter’s realization of her mother’s wisdom and love, along with a humorous acknowledgment of her teenage antics.