When it comes to parenting, just like the classic faux pas of commenting on a pregnant woman’s size, unsolicited advice about my parenting is rarely welcome. Believe it or not, most parents are acutely aware of their children’s behavior, and a stranger’s input is often not needed. After five years in this wild adventure, I’ve compiled my top seven realizations about my parenting that I appreciate you not bringing up.
- Yes, My Baby Is Sockless: I’m aware that it’s chilly and my little one is barefoot. I’ve attempted to put socks on him three times, and he’s flung them off every single time. Trust me, duct tape was considered, but I got enough odd looks without it!
- My Clothes Are a Mess: If you spot a sticker on my shoulder, Nutella on my chin, and a Cheerio stuck to my backside, congratulations! You’ve identified the typical parent uniform. I’m fully aware—no need to point out the chaos. Unless, of course, that Nutella is actually poop; then I’d appreciate the heads-up.
- I Have More Than Two Kids: Yes, I have three small children. Yes, my hands are full. And yes, I’m completely aware of that fact. Trust me, I can feel the chaos.
- Time Flies: It truly does! I’m painfully cognizant that one day my kids will be off living their own lives. That thought strikes me especially when my two-year-old is in full meltdown mode, attempting to launch herself out of the car in a fit because I refused to let her navigate the hazardous Target parking lot. Believe me, reminding me to cherish these moments during that chaos isn’t helpful—it’s downright impossible!
- Graham Crackers Aren’t the Best Baby Food: I know graham crackers aren’t the epitome of nutrition for babies. But when I can’t figure out how to jog while breastfeeding, I need something to keep my little one occupied during our outings, or I might just lose my mind.
- Kids Will Be Kids at the Playground: Yes, I see the squabble over the slide between your daughter and mine. I assure you I’m not ignoring it. But kids can negotiate their own turn without us swooping in every time.
- Fashion Choices for Toddlers: Who appointed you the fashion police? My daughter’s leopard-print pajamas at the library do not require your judgment. I pick my battles—today, it was about her boots, and she’s wearing them!
In conclusion: If you’re thinking about commenting on my parenting choices, it’s probably best to keep those thoughts to yourself—unless you want to say, “You’re doing a fantastic job!” Then, by all means, I’ll take all the encouragement I can get.
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Summary: Parenting is a journey filled with awareness and challenges, and often unsolicited advice can be more annoying than helpful. This article outlines seven parenting truths that I’m fully aware of, emphasizing the need for support rather than criticism.