The buzz about a sequel to Disney’s mega-hit is enough to make both you and your little one giddy with excitement. You can’t deny it—who didn’t enjoy the original? The tale of sisterly love triumphing over deceit was both heartwarming and thrilling, and let’s face it, that catchy tune was a pop sensation. Your kids loved it, and with the release of the short film Frozen Fever and the announcement of Frozen 2 slated for 2017, we might need to dig out our snowman-building skills. But let’s not kid ourselves; everything wasn’t just ice castles and frosty fun in Arendelle. Here are six reasons to be cautious about this next Frozen adventure.
1. Our Wallets Will Take a Hit… Again
Get ready for a barrage of Frozen merchandise. We’re talking dolls, juice boxes, books, and yes, even underwear. The original film raked in a staggering $1.274 billion at the box office, not to mention the countless dollars spent on all those adorable items featuring those iconic characters. Seriously, Disney, just take my paycheck at this point!
2. The Return of That Infamous Song
Just when we thought we had finally put “Let It Go” behind us, the sequel is sure to thrust it back into our lives. Our kids will rediscover their love for it, and we’ll find ourselves humming it unconsciously for ages. Thanks a lot, Disney!
3. Elsa Mania is Out of Control
Last Halloween was practically a Frozen convention, with so many girls dressing up as Elsa that a drinking game was created in her honor. The costume was the most searched of the year, leaving other options in the dust. It felt like a scene straight out of a horror movie with all those blonde-wigged kids running around!
4. Frozen Fatigue is Real
It’s ironic, but I’m honestly exhausted from discussing Frozen. For over a year, it’s been a never-ending topic of conversation. From parody videos to memes, this film has dominated our lives. With a new short film and the sequel on the horizon, we can count on at least another five years of Frozen fever. I hit peak madness when I found myself debating a theory about Anna and Elsa’s parents being en route to Rapunzel’s wedding when their ship sank. Who even thinks about this stuff?
5. Snowman Building? No Thanks
The last thing I want to do in freezing temperatures is roll snow into giant balls. It’s -25 out, kiddo. How about we play Frozen Monopoly instead? I’ll just pour myself a nice glass of Frozen-themed vodka.
6. Playtime Shenanigans
The amount of high-pitched singing I’m forced to do while playing with my daughter is astounding. Of course, she always claims Elsa for herself, leaving me stuck as Anna—the lesser-known sister. Even her cousins get in on the action, fighting over who gets to be Elsa, while Anna is left as the consolation prize. Poor Anna just wanted some sisterly love!
Despite all my grumbling, I know I’ll end up seeing the movie—multiple times. By the end of it, I’ll probably be able to recite the entire film in my sleep.
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Summary:
As excitement builds for the release of Frozen 2, there are several reasons to approach this sequel with caution. From the financial burden of merchandise to the potential for song fatigue and the overwhelming presence of Elsa, parents might be dreading the onslaught of Frozen mania. Nevertheless, it seems inevitable that we’ll all be swept up in the charm of Arendelle yet again.