Updated: November 12, 2023
Originally Published: November 20, 2014
As a pretty laid-back mom, I have simple expectations for my kids—just the usual niceties like being polite and showing respect. I’m all for letting them explore, with just a few boundaries that exclude anything that involves bloodshed or limb removal. Any mom will tell you, when your toddler is cheerful, you’re cheerful too. But somehow, kids often forget that their happiness impacts mine as well. If only they made a bit of effort to brighten my day!
To help them out, I’ve compiled a list of ten easy ways to make me happy. I don’t think I’m asking for the moon here, right?
- Sleep Past 5 AM: Seriously, kids. If you could let me snooze until at least 6, you have no idea how much happier I would be. Just like a fine wine, the later I sleep, the better I become. That bottle you see me eyeing around two in the afternoon? Yep, it’s calling my name.
- Try Your Dinner: You don’t have to clean your plate, but at least take one bite. Just one! You can’t claim something is yucky if you haven’t even tasted it. Dainty pokes or whiffs? Not acceptable. Just one proper bite—preferably with a fork, but I won’t push my luck.
- Stop Eating Non-Food Items: Crayons, stickers, chalk, Play-Doh, and dirt—these are not snacks! I know it won’t hurt you long term, but I’ve changed too many rainbow diapers to not be traumatized.
- Nap Without a Fuss: You don’t even have to sleep! Just be quiet for an hour. If you can manage that, I won’t check the video monitor and discover you’ve turned your crib into a “poop art” studio.
- No Meltdowns in the Grocery Store: Seriously, it’s bad enough that you’re often in pajamas, so please don’t draw any more attention to us. Let’s keep it calm and collected, okay?
- Avoid Sticking Things Up Your Nose: I know you think it’s hilarious when you sneeze out whatever you shoved up there, but one day, it could get stuck, and we might need to visit the ER. Not only would that be embarrassing for me, but it will cost money that could go toward your birthday!
- Quit Licking People: Just stop. It’s gross and super weird.
- Appreciate the Cup I Give You: I get it, you want the blue cup, but every time I give it to you, suddenly the red one your sibling has is way more appealing. It’s just a cup, not your soulmate!
- Let Me Wash Your Blanket: I know it’s your best buddy, but it’s not meant to be a cape, a hat, or a futuristic escape tool. Just let me clean it once; I promise you’ll survive without it for an hour.
- Give Me a Hug When I Ask For One: You’re growing up way too fast, and I want to cherish your sweet affection for as long as I can, even if it means you can have ice cream for breakfast if you throw in a kiss.
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Summary
Being a relaxed mom doesn’t mean I don’t want to be happy! By following these ten simple suggestions, my kids can make my day a whole lot brighter. From letting me sleep in to appreciating their cups, these small efforts can lead to greater joy for everyone in the family.