I’m a breastfeeding mom, and I wear that badge with pride. While I do champion the heartfelt and health-driven reasons we hear from pediatricians and fellow moms, let’s be real—there are some downright selfish reasons that keep me committed to this often-challenging journey. These motivations may be a tad superficial, but they definitely help me push through those tough breastfeeding days. If you’re looking for some quirky reasons to embrace breastfeeding, here are ten to consider:
- The Amazing Milk Boobs
Seriously, have you seen those post-birth boobs? They’re like something out of a magazine—plump and full, making even the most devoted feminist reconsider her stance on breast enhancements. After my first baby, I was pleasantly surprised by this perk, and by the time my second arrived, it was highly anticipated (by both my husband and me). - Goodbye Gym Guilt
Breastfeeding burns a whopping 500-800 calories a day. That’s right! I can lose baby weight without stepping foot in a gym. My best workouts in my twenties didn’t even come close to that calorie burn. Why would I trade that in for a sweaty session on the treadmill while I could be snuggling my little one? - Eat What I Want
To maintain my milk supply, I need to consume extra calories. Hello, fast food! Smashburger, I’m looking at you. Yes, I’ll take that salted-caramel shake. All in the name of nutrition for my little one, of course. - Forgetful Mom’s Best Friend
In the midst of packing everything for a day out, I’ve left behind diapers, clothes, and even the baby, but I’ve never forgotten my breasts. When you’re juggling kids, that’s one less thing to worry about, and it’s a significant relief. - Built-In Excuse for Social Breaks
Need to escape a mundane gathering? Just say you need to nurse your baby. It’s the perfect excuse to sneak away from awkward small talk, and I sometimes use it to play a quick game on my phone or catch up on social media. - Aunt Flo Takes a Vacation
Thanks to breastfeeding, I enjoyed nearly two years of peace from my monthly visitor after my kids were born. If you’re like me, you won’t miss her one bit! - Instant Baby Calmer
When the little one is crying, I can skip troubleshooting and simply nurse him. It works like a charm most of the time. And, believe it or not, it sometimes calms his dad down too! - Less Worry About Contraception
Breastfeeding can be a (somewhat) effective birth control method for the first six months, as long as you’re doing it right. Just ask my parents about their surprise Irish twins! - Better Smelling Diapers
Let’s face it, I change a lot of diapers. Breast milk poop smells way less offensive than formula poop. After changing a friend’s formula-fed baby, I almost called Animal Control because it was that bad. Breast milk poop? Not too shabby. - Future Grandparenting Bragging Rights
When my kids have kids of their own, I’ll make sure to remind them that I did everything right and breastfed them like a champ. The commitment I put into breastfeeding adds to my credibility as a future backseat parenting expert.
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In summary, breastfeeding may come with its challenges, but these ten lighthearted reasons remind us that it also has its perks. Whether it’s the physical benefits or the emotional rewards, embracing breastfeeding can be a win-win for both mom and baby.
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