Since becoming a mom to two little ones, my brain has taken on a completely new shape. While there are definitely upsides to this transformation—like my newfound multitasking skills—there are also some downsides, such as forgetting what I was doing half the time. Honestly, some days it feels like my thoughts are playing a game of musical chairs. Here’s how my mom-brain has evolved since embarking on this wild journey:
1. Forgetful is my new middle name.
I’ve left grocery bags on the counter more times than I can count. Just the other day, I was halfway home when the cashier chased me down, yelling, “Excuse me, do you want your groceries?” And let’s not even talk about mixing up my kids’ names—how does a baby boy and a 5-year-old girl get so tangled in my head?
2. Anxiety levels? Through the roof!
Caring for two tiny humans is way trickier than it seems. They seem to have a knack for catching every cold and flu in existence, plus testing their limits in ways that make me cringe. Just last week, I was relieved when I found my baby chewing on a cat hairball instead of what I initially thought was poop!
3. This anxiety can quickly spiral into full-blown panic.
“Is that an open staircase? A black widow spider? Bill Cosby???” Okay, maybe not Bill Cosby, but you get the point.
4. Exhaustion? Bring it on.
I survived a year with barely any sleep, and pre-kids, I would’ve been canceling plans left and right. Now, I know that even if the nights are rough, I’ll somehow make it through. Sure, I might look like a zombie, but thank goodness for coffee and oversized sunglasses!
5. Grossness doesn’t phase me anymore.
Green snot? No biggie. Weird rashes? Whatever. And don’t get me started on hair-clogged drains. Need someone to handle the nasty stuff? Call a mom! Just not me… I’m busy with my own chaos.
6. My brain is a constant whirlwind of “to-dos.”
Take out the trash, start a load of laundry, remember to switch the clean clothes to the dryer—oh wait, where’s my grocery list? I might as well just start a new one. And don’t forget to turn off the TV before my kids turn into couch potatoes. But first, let me just finish this one thing…
7. I’m always thinking 14 steps ahead.
Dodging flying vomit, reaching for cups of water before they spill, and catching my baby before he takes a tumble down the stairs. It’s like I’m a jaguar, but instead of hunting, I’m just trying to save him from himself.
8. Relaxing? What’s that?
Unless there’s a little vino involved, I struggle to unwind. Yes, wine, people.
9. Waking up is a challenge too.
Especially without coffee or little feet in my face. I’d much rather have the coffee, thank you very much!
10. My mood is intricately tied to my kids’ emotions.
I could be having the best day ever until one of them starts to melt down. But on the flip side, their giggles can turn my day around in an instant!
In summary, while my mom-brain might feel like a chaotic mess at times, it also brings a unique resilience and adaptability that I never knew I had. If you’re navigating the world of parenthood, know that you’re not alone—embrace the craziness!
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