It’s becoming increasingly common for large families to venture out together, and with that comes a barrage of unsolicited questions and comments. Honestly, I’m on the brink of losing my cool—imagine me in the produce aisle, wielding a cantaloupe as a defense against the curious onlookers! To help keep my sanity intact, here are some questions you should skip when chatting with a big family.
- “Are you a circus act?”
Honestly, if we were, I’d be charging admission! Counting the number of kids in a family is a bit too obvious—yes, we have five children. Kudos on your counting skills! - “Are you trying to outdo the Duggars?”
Oh, how original! Next, you’ll tell me I should start a reality TV show. The truth is, I’m not plotting world domination through cloning; I just enjoy raising my kids. - “You really should learn to say no!”
Excuse me? Have you seen my partner? Why would I ever want to tell him no? And what if it’s me with the grand plans? Maybe I’m the one making all the moves! - “Do you know what causes that?”
Yes, yes we do—and let’s just say we’re rather skilled at it. - “Were all your kids planned?”
Wow, did you plan to be so nosy? Honestly, my family planning is nobody’s business. If I say no, you’ll think I’m irresponsible; if I say yes, you’ll think I’m crazy. - “Are you really religious?”
Oh, so having a large family must mean I’m some sort of religious fanatic? Newsflash: People can enjoy parenting without being zealots. Many of us simply love children! - “Why did you keep them all?”
They’re not stray puppies! My friend once joked, “Well, we did eat a few…” Honestly, it’s a baffling question. - “How do you afford all of them?”
They take turns eating, of course! Plus, we’ve mastered the art of frugality—dog crates for beds? A steal! - “I could never handle that many kids!”
Good! Please, let’s keep it that way. - “You’re done having kids, right?”
Why, are you planning to fund their college educations? No? Then it’s really none of your business.
But the comment that truly infuriates me? “You poor woman!” Seriously? My home may be a bit chaotic, but I wouldn’t trade my life for anything. I cherish my partner, adore my children, and wouldn’t change a thing about our bustling household.
Large families aren’t for everyone, but they certainly can be for some.
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Summary:
In conclusion, large families often face intrusive questions that can be both annoying and inappropriate. From assumptions about religious beliefs to comments about family planning, it’s essential to respect their choices and understand that each family’s journey is unique.