- Just when you’re all packed and ready to go, your child will suddenly develop a cough, cold, or even a mysterious bruise.
- The moment the plane takes off, they’ll announce a pressing need to use the restroom, despite just having gone right before boarding.
- The overpriced macaroni and cheese that they devoured at home will suddenly become inedible at the fancy restaurant you chose.
- You will inevitably forget at least one essential item: whether it’s extra diapers, your phone charger, toothpaste that isn’t shaped like a cartoon character, or that beloved teddy bear they can’t sleep without.
- Capturing a cheerful photo of your little ones in those cute outfits you packed? Forget about it. It’s as if they have a sixth sense for avoiding the camera.
- While they usually sleep in until 7 a.m. at home, on vacation, they’ll spring out of bed at dawn, demanding entertainment.
- After spending an hour packing all the beach gear, your child will declare they’re bored and want to head home just 20 minutes into your fun in the sun.
- They’ll suddenly miss the toys they never touch or the rooms they ignore at home, but once you return, those items will magically lose their appeal.
- Those souvenirs you splurged on? They’ll either break or vanish before you even reach your front door.
- You’ll return from your vacation feeling like you need a vacation—preferably one without the kids.
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Summary
Family vacations can be a whirlwind of unpredictable events, from sudden illnesses to picky eating. Expect the unexpected, and remember that while you may return exhausted, the memories will be priceless.