Let’s face it—there are certain topics that just don’t spark interest in conversations. Whether it’s a gathering or a casual chat, here are 14 conversation topics that are guaranteed to make eyes glaze over.
- The number of carbs you consumed today.
- Your dreams from last night.
- Any dream at all (unless it involves your audience, then it’s pure gold!).
- The diets you’ve tried that just didn’t cut it.
- Your latest crush (no one cares!).
- The organic food blog you’re hoping to start, featuring recipes inspired by your life experiences—like your dreams, your crush, and that Kale-and-Cucumber-Salad-with-Ginger-Arame-Dressing you made after eating too many carbs.
- How hilarious your child is when they share the same clichés every kid has uttered since the dawn of time, like “You’re the best mama!”
- That trio of shirts you ordered from Everlane, where one doesn’t quite fit, and you’re pondering whether to get the swing trench in a different size or color—oh, and it might be sold out.
- Breast pumping? Not exactly a riveting topic.
- Nipple confusion and your indecision about hiring a lactation consultant—yawn.
- Your baby’s fontanelle. (But cradle cap? Now that’s a showstopper!)
- Anything related to your “spiritual journey,” “practice,” or the week you’re on in “The Artist’s Way.” And please, spare us the mention of your “mentor.”
- That “life-changing” weekend at Kripalu.
- Phrases guaranteed to land you on the Annoying Party list, like “listicle,” “It is what it is,” and “Amazeballs.”
But fear not! You don’t have to be a stand-up comedian to keep the conversation lively. If you’ve ever felt boring or unfunny, it’s time to flip the script. Here’s a handy guide to help you navigate social situations without losing your invite:
- Share about your wild weekend spent in jail (just kidding, but you get the point).
- Discuss bizarre baby names like Endless Spiral or Tragedy.
- Create a game called The Annoying Party (Trademark Pending!) where you invite the most obnoxious people you can think of.
- Reveal secret homemade remedies for everyday ailments.
- Talk about those ailments themselves.
- Share an article about self you found on Brainpickings.
- Dive into the world of holistic podiatry.
- Relate an inadvertently awkward thing your child said, like, “I want the dog to come on me!”
- Share the funniest typos you’ve spotted on OkCupid profiles.
- Offer life hacks, like how apple cider vinegar cleans better than store-bought products.
- Reveal your best-kept secrets, such as how to flag down an off-duty cab for a short ride.
- Anything related to the hit show Transparent.
- Discuss the line of kids’ clothes for adults you wish existed.
- Share how to dye your clothes for a fresh wardrobe in under an hour.
Good luck out there! And remember, the right topic can make all the difference in keeping a conversation engaging. If you’re curious about home insemination, check out this excellent resource for more insights. For more information on at-home insemination, visit this helpful page. And if you’re looking for quality supplies, Make a Mom has you covered.
Summary
In this article, we explored the topics that can kill a conversation and offered alternatives to keep discussions lively and engaging. From discussing bizarre baby names to sharing life hacks, there’s a wealth of interesting material to draw upon!