Potty training—it’s a rite of passage that can turn your home into a chaotic battleground of mismatched expectations and messy accidents. If you’re feeling the pressure from well-intentioned family and friends who think they know better, here are some snappy comebacks for those unsolicited potty training inquiries.
- “My kid was potty trained at 16 months!”
Oh really? I was busy introducing my child to French and the ukulele at that age. - “Have you considered going diaper-free?”
Sure! And while I’m at it, I’ll also consider scrubbing poop stains off the couch. - “She’ll know when she’s ready.”
Exactly! And that also goes for when she can negotiate for a car and a smartphone. - “Have you tried using a sticker chart?”
Yes, and every time I manage to keep my sanity intact before noon, I get to choose another sticker for my collection! - “Have you heard of elimination communication?”
Absolutely! Right after I find a time machine to take me back to her infancy—what a game changer that would be! - “Why not reward her with M&Ms?”
Because have you seen my waistline? I think we both know that’s not a good idea. - “Preschool will make it easier!”
Great! How much do I need to pay for teachers to clean up the inevitable puddles on their hardwood floors? - “She’ll just mimic her older sibling.”
Hilarious! That seems to only apply to learning curse words, though. - “Using Pull-Ups worked for my kid!”
If your child thinks Pull-Ups are the same as real underwear, you should probably consult a child prodigy. - “It will eventually get better!”
Sure, especially if you arrive with a sponge, some carpet cleaner, and a bottle of vodka—then we might just survive the day!
So the next time your well-meaning relatives gather around to offer their “expert” advice during holiday dinners, keep these comebacks handy. And remember, the smell of a freshly baked pie can almost mask the scent of chaos. So, toss that store-bought treat in the oven at 350, and you’ll be all set. Happy Holidays!
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In summary, potty training is a journey filled with ups and downs, and while everyone has their opinions, trust your instincts and enjoy the ride!
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