As my son’s circle of friends expands, I find myself juggling more birthday parties than I can count. Just last month, we attended five celebrations, and yes, I may or may not have snatched a slice of cake from another child when my own forgot to save me a piece of pizza.
Being your kid’s social assistant means mingling with other parents, and often, the only thing we share is the title of “Mom” or “Dad.” Here are some lighthearted rules to help you navigate these social situations:
- Until we’ve shared a glass of wine, addressing each other by the formula [Kid’s Name] + [Mom or Dad] is perfectly acceptable. You know what I mean, Jacob’s Mom?
- If I bring a present to a party set in a playspace that smells like a gym locker and where I have to take my shoes off while munching on greasy pizza, a thank-you note is not too much to ask.
- If you invite me to a similar event where I have to endure the locker room aroma and eat the pizza you’ve ordered (and paid for in advance), I expect a quick RSVP.
- When I’m rummaging through gifts for your kid’s birthday, I always ask myself, “Would I want this cluttering my home?” Please use the same discretion, or I might just fill your car with glittery Moon Sand.
- The question “Should I bring wine?” is always rhetorical in my book.
- I’m totally open to helping you out in a childcare emergency, but just know that you’re opening a tab for future favors.
- If your child is particularly sensitive, please don’t expect every parent to force apologies during every meltdown. We’d all be in therapy by now, and let’s be honest, no one can afford that!
- After exchanging pleasantries at drop-off for three years, I expect you to hold the door open for me. I might not always have perfectly styled hair, but I assure you, I’m not a random stranger looking for free snacks.
- When planning outings, remember that dads are parents too—not just sidekicks lurking around.
- Please label your nannies clearly. It’s comforting to know that the 19-year-old helping out isn’t just a peer making me feel a bit out of shape.
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In summary, these playful yet practical guidelines can help ease the challenges of navigating the child-centered social scene while keeping the laughter alive.