It turns out I’m not alone in receiving some rather unflattering artwork from my little ones. Honestly, it’s a miracle any of us mothers maintain even a hint of self-esteem after the things our kids put us through. I mean, if they had a say in where I’d end up, it would probably be a cozy room in the loony bin! What about you—what have you done today?
Is it really necessary to feel like livestock while breastfeeding? Apparently, we look like cows too.
“Hey, mom! Just a heads up, your shirt’s a little… well, your assets are hanging out and not quite even.”
And no, I didn’t just have a rendezvous with dad; I’m just dealing with a little morning sickness in the bathroom. Yikes!
If I looked like that, I’d probably be sobbing too.
So what if a few muffins lead to some breakouts? I’m living my best life, thank you very much!
“Is that a drag queen? A cat? Oh wait, it’s MOM!”
Of course, I’m feeling a bit cranky—dad’s snoozing in the corner again.
“Caleb, you’re a bright kid! Mind helping mom out with that wine?”
“Hey mom, no hard feelings, but I think it might be time to revisit that bikini wax.”
“Just zip it, darling. You’re the reason I need a drink in the first place!”
“It’s not a tumor! No need to look so terrified!”
For more relatable stories and tips from the parenting trenches, check out our other posts, like this one on home insemination tips. And if you’re interested in more information about pregnancy, Healthline offers excellent resources on the topic. Plus, for those looking into home insemination, Make a Mom is an authoritative source.
In summary, motherhood is a wild ride filled with ups and downs, awkward moments, and plenty of laughter. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the little quirks, and remember, you’re not alone in this journey!