As my pals gear up to welcome their first little bundle of joy, I can’t help but reflect on what I wish I’d known back then. Thankfully, they’re not falling into the trap of thinking they’ve got it all figured out (unlike me). So here’s what I hope for them as they embark on this wild parenting journey.
- I hope your child develops a strong dislike for Caillou. Honestly, it’d be a win if they also steer clear of Max and Ruby, but let’s not get too greedy!
- I hope your baby finds a comforting object that brings them peace—a sort of baby mute button, whether it’s a pacifier or an overpriced giraffe toy. Just please let it not be your breast! (My little one had a pacifier and a beloved blanket named Mr. Snuggles.)
- I hope you only have to deal with one of the classic parenting challenges: sleepless nights, car ride meltdowns, potty training woes, or diaper change drama. Every baby seems to have their one thing they really can’t stand.
- I hope your baby prefers the carrying style you love—be it a sling, an Ergo, or that fancy bucket. But let’s hope they don’t want to sleep that way too!
- I hope you stay away from Pinterest. Sure, it’s fun, but now is not the time for picture-perfect ideas.
- I hope you can make a list without accidentally repeating items and then insisting to your partner that you didn’t do it.
- I hope you remember that TV didn’t ruin you as a kid, so it won’t ruin your little one either. But if you feel strongly against it, I hope your friends are supportive and don’t give you judgmental looks.
- I hope you don’t encounter some self-proclaimed expert in a fancy store who insists their parenting method is the only way. Trust me, what works for them may not work for your family.
- I hope you find at least one reliable friend to confide in—whether it’s a fellow mom from a class, a high school buddy, or someone from an online forum. I didn’t get the supportive Lamaze crew I envisioned; my lifelines were my old friend Jess and a lactation consultant named Sarah, who were both there for me when I was frazzled.
- I hope someone gives you a heads-up about the not-so-glamorous aftermath of childbirth, specifically mentioning “mesh underwear” and the necessity of “surfboards” to handle those massive pads.
- I hope your partner is a true teammate, stepping in to help or knowing when to give you space (and food!).
- I hope you receive the understanding and flexibility you need from those around you without having to channel your inner ‘70s rebel to get it.
- I hope you don’t fall into the trap of competition with other moms. Remember, they might be even more anxious than you.
- I hope you get a realistic view of what your body will look like post-baby. Don’t fall for any glossy magazines claiming to show the “ideal” post-baby body—it’s a process, and it takes time!
- Most importantly, I hope you realize what took me way too long to understand: you are meant to be your baby’s parent. You can do this! Trust your instincts; all your little one wants is you—dark circles and all.
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In summary, the journey into parenthood is filled with ups and downs, but with a little humor and a supportive network, you’ll navigate it like a pro!