Parenting is a whirlwind of sensory experiences, and not all of them are pleasant. It all begins with excruciating pain and relentless exhaustion. The joys of taste are overshadowed by the frantic quest to feed your little one, leading to cold, unappetizing dinners after you’ve finally wrangled the kids into bed. Your once elegant living room morphs into a chaotic landscape of toys, which can be an eyesore for anyone with a sense of aesthetics. Your sense of smell sharpens as you’re constantly assessing which odor means you need to pull the car over. And then there are the tactile surprises: I still vividly recall the first time my son decided to “gift” me with a surprise in the bathtub, prompting a horrified inquiry to my husband about the situation. His response? “Oh, I think all textures were represented.”
However, the most challenging aspect for me has been the unending noise.
Take, for instance, our local park’s circular sandbox. It’s surrounded by a low concrete wall, and my toddler has a knack for turning a pail upside down and dragging it along the top of the wall. The sound is a cross between fingernails on a chalkboard and a dentist drill—truly horrific. Every scrape sends me instinctively covering my ears, interrupting whatever adult conversation I might be attempting on the bench next to me. Honestly, if I had to choose between that sound and someone operating a wood chipper, I might just volunteer to push the body down the chute myself.
When we discuss parenting challenges, we often focus on issues like lack of parental leave, sleep deprivation, meal times, and discipline. And yes, these are all vital topics. But very rarely do we acknowledge the relentless onslaught of noise—from those midnight cries during infancy to the cacophony of plastic musical toys gifted by well-meaning relatives. (Pro tip: cash makes for a much quieter present.)
One of my latest noise battles involves the kitchen chairs. My 2-year-old loves to “make a train,” which involves dragging the chairs across the floor. The resulting screech is a blend of a flatulent trumpet and a dentist scraping plaque. I’ve tried those felt pads, but with our aging, splintered floors, they come off with the slightest nudge. So, there’s always that one chair leg that drags and screeches. I’ve dropped ladles and knives as my son startles me by pushing a chair away. My ears instinctively cover themselves, and I find myself exclaiming, “Gaaahhhh, that is too loud!”
I probably utter the phrase “that is too loud” at least 40 times a day, which weighs on my conscience. I have two energetic boys who need to run, shout, and play, but when they engage in noisy antics—like their latest game of hyperactive squirrels—I feel torn. I can’t help but remember my own grandmother, who was so noise-sensitive that shifting a chair could provoke her wrath. I never want my kids to tiptoe around me, yet here we are, navigating the reality of loudness together.
Sure, I sometimes wonder if I possess hyperacusis—a condition marked by heightened sensitivity to certain sounds. I’ve become an expert in carrying earplugs everywhere, whether I’m on public transport or at a concert, but it’s an aspect of myself I wish I could change. I want to enjoy their joyful noises without feeling tense or irritable. After all, if they’re having a good time, why should I intervene?
But, as with all things parenting, it’s a delicate balance. Perhaps there’s a silver lining—maybe my kids will grow up to be brilliant librarians, thriving in the serene world of quiet.
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