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Automatic Car Seat Strap System
Picture this: your little one hops into their car seat, and a magical device swoops in to strap them in securely. I’m still pondering how to prevent it from turning into a head-chopping machine if they wiggle, so that idea is probably still in the brainstorming phase. -
Laundry Folding Robot
Forget those folding boards you see at retail stores. I’m dreaming of a robot that can fold my laundry for me! Just imagine the joy of coming home to perfectly folded clothes. -
IHOP Breakfast Delivery
How is it possible that we can send astronauts to the moon but haven’t figured out a way to deliver fluffy pancakes and syrupy goodness right to our doors? It’s a travesty! -
Lawn-Mowing Roomba
We love our Roomba for vacuuming, so why not create a lawn mower that operates on the same principle? It would navigate around plants and obstacles, creating some wild patterns on the grass as it goes. -
Snack Dispenser for Cars
You know those soap dispensers in your shower? Imagine one of those in your car to dispense snacks right next to your kid’s seat! Just press a button, and voilà—snacks at your fingertips. No more frantic digging through your purse while driving—uh, I mean, searching for healthy snacks! -
Magnetic iPhone Chip
What if I could implant a small magnetic chip under my skin that would keep my phone attached to me? I misplace that thing at least 15 times a day, so I’m betting this could cut that number down significantly. -
Eye-Mimicking Device
Sometimes, while enduring endless episodes of “Strawberry Shortcake” or, even worse, “Yo Gabba Gabba,” I wish I had a gadget that made it seem like I was actually focused on the TV instead of my phone. -
Self-Hanging Coats
Remember how the coats in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” hung themselves? Wouldn’t it be fantastic if our house had similar hooks that actually put the kids’ jackets away? Maybe then our entryway could be used for its intended purpose—sitting! -
Remote-Controlled Girdle
There are times during public speaking when I wish I could adjust my girdle remotely—tighten it for some figure-flattering support, then loosen it for cheesecake at parties. But I’d never let anyone else control that remote—imagine the chaos! -
Self-Cleaning Toilets
I want a toilet cleaning system that actually gets into those hard-to-reach spots. Picture a little hand popping out to scrub the bowl and then wagging its finger at the guys for missing the mark. It’s baffling how they can write their names in the snow but can’t aim in a toilet!
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In summary, these whimsical inventions would certainly make the life of any mom a whole lot easier. From automatic car seat straps to self-cleaning toilets, we’re dreaming big—and maybe even a little bit silly.