Have you ever thought about how the two things that occupy most of our time share quite a few similarities? That’s right, I’m talking about our children and Facebook! Both were created through a bit of collaboration, and it seems like we can’t function without either one. It’s almost as if they were designed to be interchangeable!
Here’s How Kids Mirror Facebook:
- They hop from one topic to another without warning.
- You find yourself checking in on them every few minutes. Seriously, it’s non-stop!
- They’re constantly covered in sticky, viral messes—figuratively and literally.
- They’re forever nudging you to play the latest mobile game.
- They often ask if you “like” things you’re not even paying attention to.
- Privacy? What’s that? Forget about it!
- Leaving home without them? Rarely happens!
- Important messages are buried beneath piles of their colorful artwork and mundane stories.
- They can’t get enough of baby animals, especially those adorable videos. It’s an obsession!
- Vague updates? Oh, they’re pros at that!
- They want you to attend every single party, all the time.
- They’re always curious about where you are.
- They still haven’t figured out when to use ALL CAPS appropriately.
- They’re great at convincing you to buy trendy stuff (because everyone else loves it!)
- All they really want is your undivided attention—like, 24/7.
- Selfies? They’re all about that selfie life.
- Their rules change on a whim, and you better keep up!
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In summary, kids and Facebook share a surprising number of traits. Whether it’s their unpredictable nature or their constant need for attention, you might find yourself chuckling at the similarities.