- You call your bank to discuss your home loan and, without skipping a beat, end up ordering a pizza instead. “Yes, I’d like extra cheese, please!”
- It’s freezing outside, and as you back out of your driveway, you suddenly feel the chill of metal against your feet. You glance down and realize you’re still in your flip-flops.
- Your beloved yoga pants are nowhere to be found, and after a frantic search, you discover they’ve been marinating in the washing machine for days because you forgot to switch them to the dryer.
- You’re rummaging through your cabinets for your favorite snacks only to find them hidden away in the refrigerator. Saltines are now a chilled delicacy.
- Standing at the sink rinsing dishes, you’re also rocking your sleeping baby with your foot when your toddler hands you an orange. You peel it, but when you extend your hand to offer it, you realize it’s dangling in front of the baby instead of your toddler.
- Your feet look like they belong to a creature from the wild, but given the choice between a pedicure and a much-needed nap, the latter wins every time.
- You could easily doze off anywhere—even the automated voice at the self-checkout sounds like a soothing lullaby.
- Even the strongest cup of coffee has begun to feel like a cozy bedtime story.
- If your phone didn’t have a calendar, you’d genuinely be lost in figuring out which day it is.
- You find yourself questioning if you have the energy to take a shower… and spoiler alert: you don’t.
I’ve been there, folks! Just the other day, I contemplated brushing my teeth with a tube of sunscreen. Please tell me I’m not alone in this chaos!
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Summary
This article humorously outlines ten telltale signs that a mom might be sleep-deprived, ranging from mix-ups during phone calls to forgetting where snacks are stored. It aims to resonate with mothers who share similar experiences and provides links to helpful resources for further reading.