I truly apologize for frequently putting our dog outside. I promised you a furry friend, and while I delivered on that promise, I admit I’ve dropped the ball a bit when it comes to managing the aftermath. Your joy when we brought Lizzie home wrapped in that tiny yellow blanket was worth every hair I had to vacuum up, but let’s be honest: some bodily functions are just a challenge I didn’t foresee! However, I’m not sorry for adopting her. Lizzie is a daily reminder of unconditional love, and watching you dote on her is a highlight of my day.
I also feel bad that our ice cream supply seems to vanish at an alarming rate. I get it; you’re practically obsessed! I should consider investing in Turner Dairy at this point. Sure, my sweet tooth might be part of the problem, but hey, I’m not apologizing for being your ice cream dealer. If I can’t whip up a dessert that brings you joy, I can at least be the one to treat you to Dairy Queen!
Regarding your marathon sessions of Everybody Loves Raymond—I apologize for my complaints. At this rate, I could recite the entire script. It’s gotten to the point where you’re analyzing the plot holes instead of just enjoying the humor! But I’m not sorry I introduced you to the show. Seeing you laugh those deep belly laughs warms my heart. You might not giggle at my off-key singing like you used to back when you were in your toddler years, but now we share those laughs together, and that’s something I cherish.
Every afternoon, you come home from high school, and while you might not look like you’ve been learning algebra and history, I know you have. You might seem like the little boy who used to drop his Clifford book in the backseat, but I see glimpses of the young man you’re becoming. It’s bittersweet, knowing these next four years will transform you in ways I can’t fully comprehend. But I won’t apologize for the empty ice cream cartons or the scrapbooks that remain unwritten. Nope! Your happiness is all I need.
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In summary, while I may have my moments of regret over the little things, I wouldn’t trade this journey of motherhood for anything. Your joy and laughter are what make every challenge worth it.