Finally, pizza on demand is here! College students, especially at Xavier University in Ohio, can now satisfy their late-night cravings without leaving their dorms. Introducing the first-ever “pizza ATM,” a nifty invention that serves up hot, delicious pizza in just three minutes.
Imagine this: You’re out with friends, and suddenly the craving hits. Instead of hunting for the nearest pizza joint, you can simply waltz over to this automated machine and order a 12-inch pie for $9. It’s like cash from an ATM but way tastier! As the saying goes, call it an ATMmmm…
What’s even more surprising is that this ingenious pizza machine is actually a French creation that has been around for thirteen years. Crazy, right? It’s hard to believe it took so long for this technology to cross the ocean, but hey, better late than never! This is truly one of the best gifts from France since the Statue of Liberty.
Students are raving about the taste. “It’s the best pizza I’ve ever had, and as a New Yorker, that’s saying something!” exclaimed Sarah Johnson, marketing director of XU’s auxiliary services. While I haven’t had the pleasure of trying this pizza yet, I have my doubts. No way a convection oven pizza could compete with a fresh slice from Brooklyn or New Haven—unless, of course, you’ve had a few too many drinks and it’s 3 a.m.
One quirky aspect of this pizza ATM is that it only holds 70 pizzas at a time. Seriously? That seems a little low for a college campus. I remember the days of late-night pizza runs, and I can only imagine how quickly that stock would vanish.
These lucky students not only have their futures ahead of them, but they also get to experience the joy of instant pizza gratification. As if college life wasn’t enviable enough! Of course, let’s not forget about the looming student loan debt that will eventually balance the scales.
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Summary
Xavier University has introduced America’s first pizza ATM, serving up hot pizzas 24/7. This French invention has finally made its way to college students, who can now indulge in instant pizza cravings at any hour. While some students rave about the taste, others remain skeptical about its quality compared to local pizzerias. Either way, this ATM is a welcome addition to college life.