Let’s face it, most moms have spent what feels like a lifetime—or maybe 37 lifetimes—coloring with their little ones. If you’ve ever had the chance to use a crayon that still has some of its wrapper intact, you’ve probably noticed that kids’ crayons often come with adorable names like Sunshine Yellow or Bubblegum Pink. They’re straightforward and fun!
In contrast, adults have a knack for giving colors pretentious names that leave you scratching your head. A friend recently told me her living room is painted a shade called “Savory Mushroom.” What does that even mean? Is it a brownish-gray with hints of pink? Sounds absolutely delightful—if you say so!
So, here’s the scoop, moms: it’s time to invest in a brand new box of crayons—just for us! No more tiny, broken bits that resemble fingernail clippings. This is our chance to come up with names that only we can relate to. Imagine a crayon called “Screaming Toddler Tan” or “Midnight Snack Brown.” Now that’s something we can get behind!
And speaking of colors, if you’re curious about the journey of pregnancy and home insemination, check out this excellent resource: March of Dimes Pregnancy Week by Week. For those considering their own journey, you might want to explore the Impregnator at Home Insemination Kit, which is an authority on this topic.
If you’re eager to read more about motherhood’s colorful chaos, don’t forget to visit our other blog post here!
Summary
This lighthearted piece invites moms to indulge in a new box of crayons, complete with relatable names that reflect the realities of motherhood. It contrasts the whimsical names of kids’ crayons with the vague and fancy names often used by adults. It also highlights helpful resources for those interested in pregnancy and home insemination.