Ah, the joys of motherhood! If you’ve ever found yourself nodding in agreement at the oddities of parenting, you’re definitely not alone. Here’s a light-hearted look at some telltale signs that you’ve embraced the mom life to the fullest.
- You can identify different types of cries. Seriously, you’ve become a master of deciphering whether it’s a “tired” whimper or a “I dropped my cookie” wail.
- Your snack stash consists primarily of goldfish crackers and fruit snacks. Don’t worry, you still sneak in that chocolate bar when you think no one is watching.
- You’ve perfected the art of multitasking, whether it’s cooking dinner while helping with homework or getting a shower in between diaper changes.
- You can recite the entire plot of Frozen or any other kids’ movie without blinking an eye. Bonus points if you can do so in your sleep!
- Your purse is basically a treasure trove of crayons, half-eaten granola bars, and toys that somehow made their way home.
- You’ve started using phrases like “because I said so” with a straight face, and you actually believe it works.
- Bedtime stories have become your version of a stand-up comedy routine—with a sprinkle of reality TV drama.
- You’ve become a pro at comparing various parenting hacks, whether it’s for potty training or making the perfect smoothie. For more on this, check out our other blog post for some great ideas!
- Your idea of a wild night is simply getting to binge-watch your favorite show after the kids are finally asleep.
- And lastly, you’ve learned to embrace the chaos and find joy in the little things, like when someone actually sleeps through the night.
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In conclusion, being a mom is a unique journey filled with laughter, love, and a good dose of craziness. Embrace every moment, because you’re doing an amazing job!