If you frequently find yourself uttering phrases that leave your kids staring blankly or rolling their eyes, you might just be an ’80s child trying to raise a family in today’s world. Here are some telltale signs:
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“What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
When your child says something so outrageous that you can’t help but channel your inner Gary Coleman, you know you’re tapping into the past. -
“Whatever you do, don’t get them wet.”
While your child might not morph into a mischievous gremlin during bath time, you can’t help but worry about the chaos that could ensue. -
“And don’t call me Shirley.”
Your kids might insist they’ve never referred to you as Shirley, but every time they say “surely,” you can’t resist this classic Airplane quote. -
“Look, he likes it! Mikey likes it!”
If you’ve ever cheered when your picky eater tries something new (that isn’t deep-fried or cartoon-branded), welcome to the club. -
“Don’t drink soda with those Pop Rocks.”
You’re just trying to ensure your kids don’t meet the same fate as poor Mikey, right? -
“Ooh, my nose!”
You might find yourself saying this before even checking if the kids are alright after a mishap—award nominations are welcome! -
“Mom always says, ‘Don’t play ball in the house!’”
This Brady Bunch classic gives your kids a moment to escape before you unleash your inner parent. -
“De Plane! De Plane!”
Whenever your flight lands, you can’t resist this nod to Fantasy Island, even if it gave you nightmares back in the day. -
“You can’t really dust for vomit.”
Thanks to This Is Spinal Tap, you’ve learned to find humor in the messiness of parenting. -
“They’re hee-eere.”
This phrase is reserved for family gatherings, not ghostly apparitions popping up from the TV! -
“24 hours a day. 7 days a week. In stereo.”
You’ve adapted this early MTV slogan to describe your life with screaming babies and squabbling siblings. -
“I’ll be back.”
Always delivered in your best Terminator voice, this line is your go-to for the other parent left handling the tantrums. -
“Where is my AUTO-MO-BILE?”
Without missing a beat, your partner responds with the same enthusiasm, a nod to Sixteen Candles whenever you’re lost in a parking lot.
While your kids may be chuckling at your references, there’s a sense of camaraderie among all the parents who grew up in the ‘80s. Remember, laughter is the best medicine for navigating the ups and downs of modern parenting.
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In summary, being a parent who grew up in the ’80s means you have a unique perspective filled with nostalgia and humor. Embrace those classic quotes and enjoy the ride!