Television in the ’80s and ’90s was a blast! It’s no surprise I spent countless hours captivated by the screen, enjoying my coffee ice cream while tuning out everything else for those glorious 30-minute episodes. The creators of these shows were on to something special. However, if we were in charge, these series would take on much different and more relatable themes based on their titles.
Perfect Strangers
The friends of your tween, who seemed so familiar just three months ago, have now transformed into taller, curvier versions of themselves. And wait—are they shaving? Who are these strangers?
The Wonder Years
How do you manage to get your kid to have a nutritious breakfast, remember to write that check for the class trip, and steer clear of volunteering for every school event? It’s a wonder indeed!
Who’s the Boss?
Suddenly, your authority seems to have vanished. Your tween’s go-to phrase has shifted from “Mommy, let’s play!” to “You’re not the boss of me!” Whatever happened to those golden days when your word was law? Those times were totally dyn-o-mite!
Saved by the Bell
Just when you’re in the middle of a conversation, the doorbell rings, and your kid asks when they can start dating. Timing is everything, right?
Family Matters
Who left the toilet seat up? Who neglected to replace the paper towel roll? Who devoured the last cupcake? These pressing household mysteries might never be solved, but they’re crucial for maintaining peace at home.
Friends
Family picnics and museum trips used to be highlights for your child. Now it’s all about their besties. Sorry, Mom, you’ve been relegated to the sidelines!
Designing Women
Helping your tween curate a wardrobe is no simple task. Sure, zebra stripes are in, but let’s not mix them with leopard spots! Even 11-year-olds need some fashion guidelines.
A Different World
This explains the new math rules. Whatever happened to carrying the one? And long division? It’s like we’re living in an alternate universe!
Wiseguy
Eye rolls and the omnipresent “whatever” have become the primary modes of communication for your kids. When they finally decide to emerge from their rooms, that is.
Growing Pains
Oh, the growing pains are yours, not theirs! You haven’t exercised in ages, and those jeans are starting to feel tight. Luckily, those flowing tunic tops from the ’80s are making a comeback!
Empty Nest
There will come a day when your little one spreads their wings and flies away. Sure, you won’t have to hide those zebra-striped pants anymore, but you’ll be saying goodbye to a huge part of your life. Don’t worry, though; it won’t be long before they come home to do their laundry, and your house will be bustling once more.
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In summary, our beloved ’80s and ’90s shows could use a modern twist to reflect the realities of parenting today. From navigating the teenage years to facing empty nest syndrome, each title captures a slice of family life that resonates with many.