Ah, the ’80s! A time of vibrant fashion, unforgettable music, and some truly questionable trends. While kids strutted around in scrunchies and oversized sweatshirts, many other less glamorous aspects of the decade deserve a second look. Sure, we know that fresh veggies beat processed snacks and that low-cal options often taste like cardboard, but let’s not forget the ingenious inventions that emerged during this unforgettable era, which brought us everything from video game consoles to questionable hairstyles.
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Coffee-Mate
“Are you lactose intolerant?” friends often ask when they catch me pouring Coffee-Mate into my steaming cup of coffee. “Nope,” I reply with a grin, “but in the morning, every second counts! Who can resist a creamy concoction that also sweetens and adds flavors like Vanilla or Crème Brûlée?” Sure, there’s a debate about the ingredients, but it’s largely vegetable oil, and it stays fresh much longer than organic dairy. Plus, in a pinch, just add hot water and instant coffee, and voilà—instant morning delight! -
Electric Blankets
Why did electric blankets ever fall out of fashion? On those frigid winter nights when you can see your breath and your partner insists on sleeping with the window open for “health reasons,” who wouldn’t crave the warmth of an electric blanket cranked to high? Forget the rumors about fire hazards—those must have been spread by down comforter manufacturers. Modern electric blankets even come with dual controls, allowing each side of the bed to enjoy a different temperature. -
Lean Cuisine
Need a meal in a flash? Lean Cuisine is your go-to! Yes, it might not be the healthiest option, but for a quick dinner, nothing beats a single-serving Mac and Cheese. At just 280 calories, it’s a far more satisfying option than, say, an equal portion of Entenmann’s pound cake. -
Tab
Ah, the ’80s diet soda scene! With Snackwell’s, Jane Fonda aerobics, and Tab reigning supreme, it was a simpler time before carbs became the enemy. While Tab is harder to find these days, I’m perfectly happy to sip on a Fresca or a classic Diet Coke alongside my frozen meal. -
DustBusters
Some folks argue that you should just break out the vacuum cleaner, but I say that a trusty DustBuster is perfect for quick clean-ups. Spilled some crumbs or a fur coat’s worth of pet hair? DustBuster to the rescue! While newer lightweight vacuums might be popular now, I still believe in the power of this little gadget. -
OXY 10
Forget about high-end dermatological treatments for adult acne! OXY 10 and its trusty companion Clearasil are still my go-to for banishing breakouts overnight. I might even head to work with a bit of the classic white residue on my face and wear it like a badge of honor. -
Cottage Cheese
Some might scoff at the idea of buttered noodles topped with cottage cheese, but for me, it’s pure comfort food. Whether enjoyed plain or with fruit, cottage cheese remains a staple on my menu. Organic Valley is the best brand, with Light n’ Lively coming in a close second—still rocking that nostalgic turquoise tub! -
Crystal Light
Think of it as Kool-Aid with a touch of sophistication. Yes, Crystal Light can leave stubborn stains, but hey, it helps me stay hydrated. Would you prefer I skip the water altogether? I didn’t think so! -
Perms
Who among us didn’t succumb to the allure of curls in the ’80s? I finally decided to get a perm in my mid-thirties, dreaming of glorious waves. Instead, I ended up with a frizzy mess that took months to straighten out. Nevertheless, the yearning for those wild curls still lingers, often leading to extended bathroom sessions with Aqua Net and a curling iron.
The ’80s may have had its share of questionable trends, but many of these quirky items have stood the test of time. From electric blankets to the nostalgia of cottage cheese, it’s clear that some of these relics are worth celebrating. For more on home insemination, privacy policy, and all things pregnancy-related, check out our other blog posts for insightful tips and resources. Also, if you’re looking for expert advice on fertility, don’t miss this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, the decade may have had its share of oddities, but it also gifted us with some surprisingly delightful innovations that still bring joy today.