Ah, the ’90s—a decade brimming with eclectic fashion choices that often left us scratching our heads. During this time, I was all about my beloved Betsey Johnson slip dresses, Doc Martens, and a collection of vintage ’70s t-shirts that I wore proudly from the dawn of 1990 until we nervously waited for Y2K. But let me tell you, there are some trends that I can confidently say I never, ever wore. Can you say the same?
- Neon Sweatshirts: These blinding pieces of apparel were like the leftover party favors from the ’80s—totally out of place and equally unwanted. I mean, who needs that kind of eye assault in their wardrobe?
- Distressed Overalls: Okay, I might have slipped into a pair once, but let’s be real—I was probably tipsy at the time.
- Plaid Miniskirts with Knee-High Socks: Shoutout to Clueless, but this look always screamed “naughty schoolgirl” to me, and honestly, that made me squirm. I was definitely embracing my inner rebellious spirit as a proud Jewish gal (some things never change).
- Flannel Shirts: Sure, I was jamming to Nevermind on repeat in my car, but wearing flannel outside? Not happening. I mean, I’m not exactly lumberjack material, am I?
- Nylon Tracksuits: Yes, I made questionable fashion choices back then—mostly during late-night escapades in NYC—but even I had the sense to steer clear of these horrendous get-ups.
- Bustier with Oversized Blazer: Admittedly, I dodged this trend mostly because my assets were too prominent for that look. But hey, it was a vibe—just not one I could pull off!
- Chokers: Alright, I confess—I rocked chokers with all of my slip dresses. Velvet ones, of course. Who knows, some of these might still be hiding in my jewelry box, waiting for their glorious comeback.
And let’s be real: scrunchies had me at hello. Those little hair helpers were a total lifesaver!
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Summary
In the quirky world of ’90s fashion, I proudly avoided trends like neon sweatshirts and plaid miniskirts while embracing my love for slip dresses. Reflecting on this era not only brings a smile but also reminds us of the bold choices we made (or didn’t make).