Get ready, because the GOOP Summit is on its way, and the world might not be prepared for what’s coming.
You could choose to attend Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Summit this June, or you could just set $1500 ablaze. However, if you decide on the latter, you’ll miss out on an IV drip and the opportunity to sip cocktails alongside Gwyneth, so…
Yes, folks, the GOOP Summit is happening in Los Angeles on June 10, aptly titled “In GOOP Health.” Where else can you spend nine hours exploring crystals, meditating, mingling with celebrities like Emma Roberts and Zoe Saldana, and (if you shell out enough cash) share a drink with Gwyneth?
The answer is simple: nowhere. This is a unique experience, so get your credit card ready and book that flight.
Gwyneth is bringing her wellness philosophy to life with offerings like crystal therapy, aura photography, non-toxic manicures, a “flower remedy” station, foam rolling sessions led by a “fascia expert,” a no-sweat mind-body workout, a sound bath, and even IV drips for those who might arrive a bit worse for wear. Three different ticket levels are available, so you can choose your level of indulgence. It seems someone missed booking the vaginal steamer and yoni egg instructor. It’s tough to find reliable help these days.
Ticket Tiers
The ticket tiers include Lapis, Amethyst, and Clear Quartz. The Lapis ticket, priced at $500, grants access to all panels and keynotes. The Amethyst ticket costs $1000 and includes a cocktail with Gwyneth, along with a special foam roller workout and a mini no-sweat fitness session. And let’s be honest, the blend of wellness and cocktails is quite appealing. The $1500 Clear Quartz ticket gets you drinks and lunch with Gwyneth herself.
“Throughout this engaging (but enjoyable) day, we’ll come together for a series of panels, keynotes, and restorative interactive sessions led by the health experts we trust at GOOP,” the event’s website states. From gut health to sexual wellness, it covers it all. You’ll also enjoy exclusive access to a market filled with clean beauty products, delicious food vendors, and wellness goods.
Nine hours of wellness gurus, crystals, aura photography, and Gwyneth. Who wouldn’t want to spend $1500 for that? The Clear Quartz tickets are already sold out, as are the Amethyst ones. But fear not, the Lapis ticket is still available for a mere $500—just don’t even think about trying to mingle with Gwyneth or sneak into the sound meditation class. That’s off-limits for the common folk.
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Summary
The GOOP Summit, hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow in Los Angeles on June 10, promises an immersive wellness experience. Attendees can participate in various activities, from crystal therapy to mingling with celebrities. Different ticket tiers offer varying levels of access, with the highest tier including lunch with Gwyneth. While some tickets are already sold out, a standard admission is still available.
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