Hey there, soon-to-be working moms! I get it—you’re exhausted. Between those constant trips to the restroom and that pesky back pain, you have another hurdle to jump: the well-meaning (but often annoying) questions from co-workers. Trust me, as tempting as it is to let loose with your true feelings, a more tactful response can spare you some awkwardness. Here’s a rundown of the questions you might face right before your little one arrives:
How will I manage without you?
What I’d love to say: Think of it as a little grieving process. You might experience denial when you realize just how much I keep things running smoothly. Then comes the anger when you find yourself struggling with tasks I used to handle. You’ll likely bargain with others for help, potentially leading to a bout of sadness over your newfound workload. But fear not, acceptance will come! Just remember, it’s only 12 weeks—we’re all in this together, so let’s figure it out.
Polite Answer: I’m sure you’ll manage. I’ve left a detailed guide to help!
Can I call you if I need assistance?
What I’d like to say: Honestly, I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be busy navigating the joys (and chaos) of motherhood, not to mention that it’s tough to answer calls while juggling diapers and bottles. But hey, if I’m feeling particularly stir-crazy, can I reach out to you instead?
Polite Answer: Sure, but I can’t guarantee I’ll be available.
Wow, you almost look like your old self again!
What I’d like to say: Old self? My body just went through a major transformation! I might be rocking nursing pads and still carrying some extra pounds. I haven’t had a full night’s sleep in weeks, and I’m just trying to get it all together! But yes, thanks for noticing!
Polite Answer: What does “normal” even mean these days?
How was your time off?
What I’d love to say: Oh, it was a dream! I practically lived the high life—gorgeous vacations, gourmet meals, and leisurely naps! Just kidding. I was in survival mode, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Let’s talk more when you experience it for yourself!
Polite Answer: It was a mix of chaos and joy. Let’s catch up after your first baby arrives!
How long do you need for pumping?
What I’d like to say: How long do you need for a bathroom break? It varies! There’s no set schedule for when and how long I’ll need, but I promise I’ll be as quick as I can. Just a heads up, knocking on my door might earn you an extra few minutes in there!
Polite Answer: Let’s say around an hour, but I’ll do my best to be quick.
Want to hear about everything that’s happened while I was away?
What I’d love to say: Absolutely! I’ve missed adult conversation while I was immersed in baby bliss. But fair warning, my attention might wander as I juggle feeding schedules and pumping times.
Polite Answer: Yes, I’d love to hear all about it!
Gasp! Is that breast milk in the fridge?
What I’d like to say: Oh, did you forget to get me my own fridge for my baby’s food? By the way, it’s sealed, unlike that questionable burrito in there. But if it bothers you, I can always move it closer to your lunch!
Polite Answer: Yes, it is! Just don’t mix it up with your coffee!
Can we grab drinks after work to catch up?
What I’d like to say: Do you have breast milk test strips handy? We just spent eight hours together—do you really need to chat more? My life these days can be summed up in eight words: baby, sleep, milk, joy, tears, love, pain, and sh*t. I’m heading home to cuddle my baby, thanks!
Polite Answer: I’m a bit swamped right now with being a working mom, but I’d love to when I find my balance.
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