As the holiday season approaches, my kids inevitably start asking me what I’d like as gifts. But let’s be real—that’s a loaded question. While some enlightened mothers might respond with things like, “Oh, I don’t need anything, dear,” or “You’re my greatest gift,” I’m not one of those serene beings.
Instead, here I am, juggling the chaos of the holidays while eyeing a luxurious cashmere wrap in the Neiman Marcus catalog. I mean, come on! My kids would need to save their allowance for two years to afford that beauty. Meanwhile, they seem convinced that I’d prefer another coupon book offering “one kitchen cleanup” or “a 7-minute hair brushing” over my actual wishlist.
Don’t get me wrong—I cherish every hand-painted mug and every crayon masterpiece they’ve created. But there are a few indulgences that I have to snag for myself if I want to feel pampered this season. So, let’s dive in!
1. Endless Peppermint Mochas
While some eagerly await the return of pumpkin spice lattes, I’m all about peppermint mochas—extra whipped cream, please! This holiday season, I’m treating myself to as many of these as I want. After all, I need all the caffeine I can muster when it comes to snagging the last available Hatchimal nearby. #NoHoldsBarred
2. Drinking My Coffee While It’s Warm
It’s a personal goal of mine to finish my coffee while it’s still hot. With three kids demanding breakfast like it’s a life-or-death situation, it’s often a challenge. So kids, grab those gingerbread cookies and let me enjoy my precious cup of joe in peace!
3. Chair Massage
You know those chair massage stations at the mall? They’re always staffed by those laid-back massage specialists in wrinkled shirts. While I dream of a luxurious spa day, I’ll settle for a quick neck rub in a funky chair. It might be brief, but trust me, it’s blissful.
4. Fresh Underwear
New underwear is always a necessity, yet it’s never on anyone’s gift list for me. My kids wouldn’t dare venture into the intimates aisle, and my husband knows better than to gift me something impractical for everyday wear. Guess that means it’s a solo trip to the store for me. #Winning
5. Scented Bliss
Let’s face it: letting kids pick out perfume for you? A recipe for disaster. You’ll end up with something that smells like a carnival gone wrong. I’ll take the reins on this one and head straight to the perfume counter for something that suits me just right.
6. Car Radio Domination
December is “Mom’s Choice Month” for car tunes! I’ll be blasting whatever I want—be it holiday classics (even though we’re Jewish!) or my favorite alt-rock. If the kids protest, tough luck! We’ll be jamming to my playlist, or they can enjoy my Spotify selections instead.
7. Binge-Watching Netflix
Have you caught up on “The Crown” or the “Gilmore Girls” revival? Neither have I, but that’s about to change! I’m barricading myself in my room for some serious binge-watching. If anyone asks, I’ll just say I’m busy wrapping presents. Because, you know, I totally am.
8. Takeout Night
Less cooking means more time for Netflix escapism, so yes, we’re having pizza again, kiddos! Think of it as a festive treat. You’re welcome.
By the time I’m finished treating myself, my wish list will be blissfully empty. I wonder what handmade treasures my kids will conjure up for me this year. Maybe another coffee mug adorned with their little fingerprints?
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In conclusion, the holiday season is about finding joy in the little things—whether it’s a favorite drink or a moment of relaxation. So here’s to gifting ourselves that much-deserved pampering!