Hey there, soon-to-be working moms! I totally get it—between the frequent bathroom breaks and that pesky back pain, you’re juggling a lot. On top of that, you have to navigate the well-meaning but sometimes intrusive questions from your co-workers. It can be tempting to give a more candid response, but let’s aim for something a little more socially acceptable. Here are some typical queries you might encounter as your due date approaches:
1. How will I manage without you?
- What I’d like to say: Think of it like a mini mourning period, really. You’ll start with denial—realizing how much I keep things running around here. Then comes the inevitable anger when your go-to for simple tasks (like editing a Word doc) isn’t available. You might find yourself bargaining with others to help you out. But hey, it’s just 12 weeks. We’re in this together, so let’s just roll with it!
- Polite Answer: I know it’ll be an adjustment, but we’ll figure it out together!
2. How will I survive as a new mom?
- What I’d like to say: Honestly? I’m just going to wing it, and you probably should too!
- Polite Answer: Everyone has their own way of handling it, but I’m sure I’ll find my rhythm soon enough!
3. Can I call you if I need help?
- What I’d like to say: I’d rather not. I’m going to be busy adjusting to the chaos of a newborn, and it might not be easy to take calls while dealing with diapers. But if I start to feel a bit stir-crazy, maybe I’ll reach out!
- Polite Answer: If it’s urgent, you can reach out, but I can’t guarantee I’ll be available.
And just when you think it’s over, the questions keep coming once you’re back at work!
4. Wow, you look almost normal again!
- What I’d like to say: My body has been through a lot! I’m still adjusting—between nursing and sleep deprivation, I’m a walking hot mess. But sure, I’ll take “normal” as a compliment!
- Polite Answer: Normal? Let’s redefine that—what does that even mean?
5. How was your break?
- What I’d like to say: It was a dream! I lounged around, caught up on Netflix, and traveled the world. Just kidding! It was a whirlwind of sleepless nights and diaper changes.
- Polite Answer: Let’s talk about it after you have your first baby!
6. How much time do you need to pump?
- What I’d like to say: It’s like asking how long a trip to the restroom takes—who knows? It could be a minute or ten, depending on the day. Just know that there’s no set schedule for me!
- Polite Answer: Let’s say about an hour. I hope it’s less, but you never know!
7. Want to catch up over drinks after work?
- What I’d like to say: Do you have breast milk test strips? Because I really just want to rush home to cuddle my baby.
- Polite Answer: I’m a bit busy with this new mom thing, but I’d love to catch up when I can!
8. Is that breast milk in the fridge?
- What I’d like to say: Yep! But you know, I see your week-old burrito in there too. Just saying!
- Polite Answer: Yes, it is! Please make sure to use your regular milk in your coffee!
Navigating these conversations can be tricky, but with a little humor and grace, you can keep things light. For more insights on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this excellent resource from the CDC. And if you’re curious about at-home insemination kits, visit Make a Mom for great info.
In summary, while the questions may come from a place of concern, you’re entitled to enjoy your maternity leave without feeling obligated to engage in every conversation. Keep a light-hearted attitude, and don’t hesitate to set your boundaries!