It’s your friendly neighbor from the north, Canada.
Can We Have a Moment?
There’s been quite a bit of commotion coming from your side lately—especially in the last month, but let’s be real, it’s been a wild ride for over a year now. We know elections can get a bit loud, especially as the big day approaches. Typically, we don’t mind the ruckus; in fact, we like to keep an eye on things from up here. We just wrapped up our own election, which you probably didn’t notice. We’re just kidding—of course, you didn’t.
You might have caught a glimpse of our new Prime Minister, though. Much like your former President, he’s an outspoken advocate for women’s rights, has a knack for humor, and enjoys surfing! He even seems to accidentally photobomb weddings while on vacation. Plus, he actually backs his policies with facts—who would’ve thought that was a rarity?
Leadership Matters
This brings us to a topic we’d like to discuss: leadership. You might not care much about our Prime Minister, and that’s okay; it’s your country after all. We don’t go around calling ourselves the “Leaders of the Free World,” right? But you do. What happens in your country ripples across the globe, and it’s usually not a big deal. Up here in Canada, we lean more progressive, so we were generally fond of President Obama. We would’ve been fine with a President McCain or a President Romney too.
However, one of your candidates has genuinely unsettled us. To put it mildly, they’ve got us pretty worried about the future of our planet. It’s not just us—other countries are feeling the anxiety as well. Eastern Europe is whispering that you may not hold up your end of the deal, as this candidate seems to think alliances are just a form of extortion. Japan is getting twitchy too, as this candidate has suggested they might just leave them with nuclear weapons and call it a day. And don’t get us started on the comments made about the Philippines—what’s up with that?
We’ve heard this candidate doesn’t quite grasp why nuclear weapons aren’t the solution to every problem. And frankly, that’s terrifying. We all watch our kids play in the yard, grow up, and dream of their futures. We don’t believe the best legacy we can leave them is an empty, irradiated wasteland.
Beyond the lack of understanding about nuclear arms, your candidate seems to forget there are other nations with those weapons too. Some of those countries can be a bit unpredictable—especially when an American presidential candidate talks about neglecting allies, befriending the neighborhood bully, and starting trade wars with nuclear powers.
A Call for Better Leadership
So, come on, America. We’re close enough to be honest, and we know you’re capable of better. At least we hope so.
Love, Your Concerned Neighbors Up North
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In summary, as your Canadian neighbors, we’re genuinely concerned about the direction of your leadership and its potential impact on the world.