If you think your dreams as a kid were grand—like becoming an astronaut, a lawyer, or even the President—then prepare to have them overshadowed by an incredible woman named Dorothy Farrell. At 90, this vibrant Chicago Cubs enthusiast is everything we aspire to be, and then some.
Dorothy has held the same front-row season ticket at Wrigley Field since 1984, and with the Cubs making strides in the playoffs, she’s become something of a local legend. Why? Well, she’s one of the few left who can recall the last time the Cubs made it to the World Series in 1945, but more so, she’s just plain awesome.
When asked how she planned to celebrate the Cubs’ recent NLCS victory, she simply replied, “Probably with some Jägermeister.” Yes, you read that right—a 90-year-old woman celebrating with Jägermeister. Talk about a Bad Ass move! Note to self: grab a bottle of Jäger for the next celebration.
In a side-splitting interview, she proved herself to be The Coolest Woman in the World, effortlessly downing shots of Jägermeister. When WGN’s Sam Thompson invited her out for a few rounds, Dorothy didn’t hold back. She called cell phones “silly” and humorously suggested what everyone’s thinking when they see someone filming a concert with an iPad: “Put that damn thing away!”
Throughout the interview, she downed not just one or two but six shots of Jäger. Watching her in action brings back some wild memories of my own party days. When asked if she enjoys a good time, her cheeky reply was, “I like to get the feeling going.” Preach, Dorothy!
Dorothy has zero qualms about enjoying life, especially when it comes to her beloved Cubs. She loves bowling, tunes from Dean Martin, and has a crush on Mark Grace because, well, she likes to admire “his ass.” Who wouldn’t want to be her friend? Dubbed “The Terminator” by her younger drinking buddy, Dorothy is a reminder that age is just a number when it comes to having fun and sharing laughs.
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In summary, Dorothy Farrell is not just a Cubs fan; she’s a symbol of living life to the fullest. With her sharp wit and adventurous spirit, she reminds us that it’s never too late to embrace joy and laughter, no matter your age!