Target Pulls Clown Masks From Shelves Ahead of Halloween

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As Halloween approaches, Target has decided to take a stand against the creepy clown craze, pulling clown masks from their stores and online inventory. If you were contemplating donning a clown costume this year, you might want to reconsider, especially since the recent wave of unsettling clown sightings has made headlines across the nation. Reports of clowns attempting to lure children into dark spaces or chase them down alleyways have left many parents on edge. So, if you were planning a killer clown costume, maybe pause and think about your life choices—nobody wants their Halloween ending in a scare-induced heart attack.

In a statement to the Daily Herald, Target representative Mark Johnson explained, “In light of recent events, we’ve decided to remove a selection of clown masks from our offerings, both in-store and online.” However, not all clown attire is off the table. Parents can still find child-sized clown costumes that are more playful than terrifying, and adults looking to embrace the “sexy clown” look can still find those options as well. Hooray for choices!

Some may argue that Target is overreacting, but when you consider the bizarre happenings of 2016, it’s not surprising. According to retail expert Tom Wells from Halloween Central, clown costume sales have skyrocketed by over 300% compared to last year, with more malevolent designs dominating the market. “This year, eight out of the top ten clown masks are ‘evil’ themed, compared to five last year,” he noted. So, if you’re still determined to embrace your inner sinister clown this Halloween, you might want to brush up on your state’s concealed carry laws—just a little safety tip from me to you.

While there are still plenty of spooky clown costumes available at other retailers, let’s not ruin Halloween for the kids. Parents want their little ones to enjoy trick-or-treating without the added stress of clown-related fears. Plus, once the kids are asleep, it’s time to raid their candy stash and binge-watch reality TV guilt-free.

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Summary

Target has decided to remove clown masks from its stores due to rising concerns over creepy clown sightings. While some clown costumes remain available, the decision reflects a desire to prioritize safety and ensure a fun Halloween for children.

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