Recently, my neighborhood has become the place to be, which means our home has seen a boost in value. With my partner, Jake, being a carpenter and my slight obsession with home improvement shows, we thought we were ready to tackle a renovation. In theory, it sounded straightforward, but then came the toddlers.
As we dove into our renovation while managing two energetic kids (and a dog), it turned out to be more than just complicated—it was downright maddening. I often found myself cursing at the TV while HGTV hosts breezily claimed that renovations were “simple” and “easy.” Lies, I tell you! Maybe laying tile floors wouldn’t be so challenging if I weren’t dodging a 3-year-old intent on feeding thin-set mortar to his baby brother or a dog stealing our spacers.
So, to assist other families embarking on their own “quick and easy” renovations, here’s a collection of tips to navigate this chaotic journey. You can thank me later (or maybe apologize).
- Keep it Realistic. Renovations may look effortless on TV, but those charming contractors aren’t managing toddlers while knocking down walls. Your reno might resemble a circus, not a show.
- Make a Plan. Having a solid plan is essential, especially with kids involved. Just remember that toddler tantrums can derail the best-laid plans. Consider planning a cheese-heavy snack to minimize unexpected messes.
- Have Backup Plans. Because, well, kids.
- Budget for Babysitters. Let’s face it: you won’t accomplish anything useful with the little ones underfoot. Leaving them with a stranger might feel daunting, but it’s better than cleaning up after tiny handprints on your new paint.
- Set Aside Cash for Wine. Trust me on this one.
- Start Early Bedtimes. When do parents actually get stuff done? When the kids are asleep, that’s when!
- Pour Yourself a Drink. If the kids resist bedtime, distract them with Kool-Aid while you sip on something a bit stronger.
- Get Kids Their Own Tools. Give your little ones plastic tools to mimic the work you’re doing. It’s a great way to teach them about DIY.
- Opt for Childproof Paint. That adorable tool set may lead to a total disaster on your freshly painted walls, so invest in kid-proof paint.
- Think Twice About Kids’ Tools. Because kids can be quite destructive.
- Consult a Pro. If “DIY or die” sounds terrifying, it’s time to call in the experts—finishing sheetrock isn’t as easy as it looks on YouTube, especially with kids around.
- See a Doctor. You might need some prescription meds to cope.
- Rethink Your Motivation. Is that new bathroom closet really worth the chaos? If it’s not losing sleep over, maybe reconsider your renovation commitment.
- Let It Out. Sometimes, a good cry is the only solution.
- Pour Another Glass. Because merlot makes everything feel better.
- Cry Again. Most likely after the merlot, surrounded by wallpaper scraps.
- Red Bull and Vodka. Find your wings, my optimistic friend.
- Don’t Abandon Projects Midway. You’re in this now—having exposed walls isn’t safe or fun. Embrace your inner DIY warrior!
- Consult HGTV for Inspiration. They make it seem so easy, so why not rewire your house after five minutes of watching?
- Fake It Till You Make It. Confidence is key. If you act like you know what you’re doing, you might just pull it off.
- Drink More Wine. Release the white flag!
- Just Don’t. Unless you’re into self-inflicted torture.
Renovating with kids can feel like an uphill battle, but sometimes it’s necessary. If you’re tangled in a construction mess you call home, remember to stock up on wine, chocolate, and maybe even professional help. Seriously, it’s the best investment you can make.
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Summary
Renovating your home while managing kids can be a chaotic experience. With a realistic plan, a budget for babysitters and wine, and a willingness to adapt, you can navigate the mess and stress of home improvements. Don’t forget to take breaks and ask for help when needed.