Don’t Be a Jerk About Participation Medals

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Let’s set the scene: It’s early morning, and you’re about to tackle your very first half marathon. You’ve spent countless hours training, pushing your limits, and now it’s finally time to shine. The volunteers at the start line hand you your bib, and you’re off to find a spot to stretch and tune your playlist. The nerves kick in—can you really do this?

You take off, and while you might not be winning any speed awards, this race isn’t about grace; it’s about achieving a goal. And guess what? You’re almost there! The crowd has thinned out, and you can’t help but smile at the thought of that shiny medal waiting for you at the finish line, which you can’t wait to flaunt on social media.

As you cross the finish line, your legs feel like jelly, and you scan the area. Where are the volunteers with the medals and ribbons? You spot a woman in a bright T-shirt making her way through the crowd. She offers a quick pat on the back and says, “Good job,” before moving on. That’s it? After all that training and effort, you get a half-hearted compliment? No way, this won’t stand!

Ah, the sting of not receiving a participation trophy as an adult, but let’s get real. While adults may frown upon the idea of participation awards for kids, we sure know how to reward ourselves for “just showing up.” We don’t call them trophies, of course; we call them wine, Netflix binges, shopping sprees, or even the occasional indulgence in self-care. And let’s not forget about the ultimate trophy: sex.

I’m here for all the participation trophy truthers. If I’m going to lose—because honestly, that happens more often than I’d like to admit—I’m heading straight for my own version of a consolation prize. Hand me a cookie or a “You tried!” certificate, because a mere pat on the back won’t cut it.

I’m competitive, but I’m not a jerk to kids. During my time volunteering with a group of elementary school girls, not all were eager participants, but every single one made an effort. At the end-of-year awards, each girl left with a personalized certificate and a small token. It was important for them to feel seen.

No one goes through life alone; everyone needs support. Recognizing children for their participation doesn’t take away from the lessons of losing or the reality of failure. Kids will face challenges and setbacks, and they’ll learn resilience in time. I wish every child a colorful, joyful childhood filled with late-night cereal and whimsical surprises—except for that one kid who splashed me at the pool this summer. Seriously, what was that about?

Kids require encouragement and a little pampering. They’ll have plenty of time to face the harsh realities of life. Until the adults put down their medals for coming in last, I’m all about showering our young ones with participation trophies. You get a medal, and you get a medal—everyone who tries deserves recognition!

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In summary, don’t underestimate the importance of celebrating participation. It fosters a supportive environment for kids to grow, learn, and ultimately face life’s challenges head-on.

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