In a rather shocking turn of events, a teacher at Dunnville Secondary School in Ontario, Canada, made headlines for her wildly inappropriate comments directed at students. Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson, who might be better suited for a stand-up comedy stage than a classroom, has been suspended for a month without pay and is awaiting a professional misconduct hearing on September 23.
Inappropriate Remarks
Among the peculiar and cringe-worthy incidents under scrutiny are some real zingers, such as telling a student to “lick me where I fart” (we can only assume she meant her backside!), and calling another student a “bloody pedophile” (bloody? I thought Canadians were more into French than British slang!). There’s also her memorable remark about a student who “looked like a frumpy old lady today” — talk about a sick burn!
And let’s not forget the time she responded to a student who tried to bribe her with muffins for a passing grade by saying, “I’d be able to shit for a week ’cause of all that fiber.” Well, she’s not wrong! Or when she bluntly told a student with coffee, “Get that freaking thing out of here.” Seems like tea is more her style.
Questionable Professionalism
Green-Johnson also made waves with, “I have never said this to a student before but fuck you,” which raises the question: has she really never said that before? And her comment to the class, “It’s debate, not masturbate,” was equally eyebrow-raising.
While her remarks might have entertained some students, they certainly cross the line for someone entrusted with educating young minds, especially in a country like Canada that prides itself on kindness. Moreover, her transgressions took a darker turn when she allegedly shared personal trauma, saying she “had been raped and therefore did not trust men around her children,” and made an inappropriate comment about students playfully wrestling.
Need for Counseling
Clearly, Green-Johnson could use more than just a month off from teaching. A little counseling might be in order before she finds herself in even deeper trouble. If you’re interested in more on these topics, check out this post on home insemination tips or learn about the impregnator at home insemination kit. For additional guidance on pregnancy-related procedures, the NHS offers excellent resources.
Conclusion
In summary, the saga of Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson serves as a cautionary tale about the importance of maintaining professionalism in educational settings, showing that while humor can be a great tool, it has its limits — especially when it involves students.