Before I became a parent, I often enjoyed the soothing sounds of the radio or TV filling my home whenever I was alone. Fast forward to now, with three energetic kids, and I would gladly trade just about anything for a moment of peace and quiet.
Kids are simply loud, and I’ve finally accepted that after years of trying to shush them. The constant battle to keep the noise down is futile; I’m done with pleading for silence—except maybe in a library or during a solemn moment at church.
For a bit of fun, let’s explore some of the delightful ways kids manage to break the sound barrier as they grow:
The Newborn Wail
Remember the adorable newborn cry? Fast forward a few weeks, and that charming sound morphs into an ear-piercing wail that feels like a siren going off. You wish you could help them, but the volume makes you want to cover your ears.
The Toddler Scream
Toddlers scream for all sorts of reasons—pure joy over a puppy or sheer fury because they were given the wrong color cup. One of my kids used to let out random blood-curdling screams just to hear her own voice. Good times!
The Yell Whisper
When you ask a little one to whisper, they somehow turn it into a loud yell, often right into your ear, usually saying something embarrassing while completely unaware that everyone can hear. It’s hilarious every time.
The Third Child Volume
Every third child I’ve encountered speaks at a volume that could compete with a rock concert. I think it’s because they have to shout above their older siblings to be heard. They quickly learn that volume is key to getting attention.
The Car Chaos
Sure, a car’s acoustics amplify sound, but seriously, why can’t kids just look out the window in peace? They seem to think the music needs to be cranked up because they’re drowning it out with their noise. “I’ll turn it up as soon as you lower the volume!” I say in exasperation.
The Group Shout
Picture this: a group of kids playing together, each trying to out-shout the other. Before long, they’re all yelling, even though they’re just a few feet apart.
The Close-Range Yeller
Why is it that when I’m sitting right next to my child, they feel the need to yell? “Sweetheart, I can hear you perfectly well from this close! Why the shouting?”
The “I’m Too Lazy to Find Mom” Yell
“MOM! MOOOOM!” If I hear my name called like that, my first thought is that someone must be hurt. If I find my child just lounging on the couch yelling, we’re gonna have a serious talk.
The Joyful Cackle
I must admit, the sound of my kids laughing with wild abandon is pretty great—unless we’re in a confined space like the car, of course. But how can I be mad at laughter, even when it feels like it’s piercing my eardrums?
So there you have it—kids are loud, and I’ve decided it’s not worth the effort to try and quiet them anymore. One day, our home will be filled with silence, and I’m sure we’ll miss the joyful chaos. At least that’s what I keep telling myself to maintain my sanity.
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In summary, parenting comes with a delightful mix of noise and laughter, and while it can be overwhelming, it’s all part of the journey.