Just the other day, I cleverly outsmarted my kids without them even realizing it. I told them that if they tidied up their rooms and cleaned the bathrooms, we would treat ourselves to some ice cream. This little trick works wonders when I need them to tackle homework, behave during shopping trips, or simply stop talking for a moment. A sprinkle of sugar or some screen time often does the trick, but I’ve found that a little white lie can be just as effective.
As I look around, I see that many parents have honed their skills in the art of deception. And honestly, there’s no reason to feel guilty about it. Most of us are just trying to survive the chaos of parenting, and a bit of manipulation comes naturally. Before becoming a mom, I thought that simply saying “no” or giving instructions would suffice. Clearly, I was mistaken, and I quickly learned to adapt my tactics with my children.
- I tell them the toy store is closed.
I can’t bear the thought of enduring that chaotic place when I’m already exhausted. Instead of explaining why we can’t go, I just declare it closed until I feel up to the challenge again. - I lie about their food.
Kids can be notoriously picky, especially when it comes to vegetables. So, I sneak them into smoothies, pasta sauces, or even their favorite treats. If they find a rogue piece of spinach, I just deny everything and promise to blend better next time. - I remind them that Santa is always watching.
This little reminder keeps them in line, even in the middle of summer. I may even pull it out post-holidays when they’re still recovering from the excitement. - I take credit for eating their treats.
If their candy mysteriously disappears, I’m quick to blame it on a “mouse” rather than admitting it was me who snuck away for a guilty snack. - I use my kids as an excuse to avoid social events.
If I need a break from socializing, I might tell a friend, “Sorry, the kids are feeling under the weather.” Sometimes, I just really need a day to myself. - I tell them cookie dough is dangerous.
No cookie dough for you! I spin a tale about food poisoning, but the truth is, I just want it all to myself. It’s one of those little pleasures I’m not willing to share. - I threaten to take away screen time, then quickly give in.
This one is a constant struggle. I often threaten to take away devices, but when the house gets too quiet, I relent. Sometimes, the battle just isn’t worth it. - I fake illness to avoid hosting playdates.
When a fellow mom wants to drop off her child for a playdate, I suddenly “come down” with something contagious. One extra child can really tip the scales! - I exaggerate about the cost of things.
“Wow, the price of socks has skyrocketed!” I say while hiding my new boots. It’s just easier than explaining the latest addition to my wardrobe. - I keep secrets about our special outings.
I love taking each child out for one-on-one time, but when they return home and start comparing experiences, it kills the magic. I tell them to keep the details to themselves. - I bend the truth during doctor visits.
When asked about their eating habits, I may embellish the truth. I just want my kids to cooperate and promise rewards afterward, like a trip to their favorite burger joint.
I recognize that these moments might not be my finest, but I’m willing to share my less-than-perfect parenting tactics. I know I’m not alone in this realm of crafty parenting. After all, if I only shared the times I was a model mom, it would be pretty dull!
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In summary, motherhood often leads us to adopt a few crafty tricks to navigate the challenges of parenting. While these strategies may not always align with traditional values, they help us maintain a semblance of order and sanity in our busy lives.