As far as pregnancies go, mine was relatively smooth sailing. I didn’t deal with significant morning sickness, gestational diabetes, or any need for bed rest. I felt fortunate, especially after hearing the horror stories from friends who faced complications. Honestly, I even felt a bit smug—thinking, “This pregnancy thing is a walk in the park!” But, oh, how quickly that confidence turned into a reality check as I encountered some unexpected side effects of carrying a little one.
I had heard whispers about pregnancy brain and its effects on memory and cognition, but I never imagined I would experience it firsthand. What I can only describe as a case of “pregnancy fog” hit me hard. Here are a few of the absurd moments I’ll admit to during this time:
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Memory Failures
My memory was never stellar, but it took a nosedive. Suddenly, I struggled to remember simple words—like “cat” or “shoe.” I would walk into a room and forget why I was there. (Spoiler alert: my purse was in the pantry, which is definitely not a food storage place!) -
Feeling Useless
At work, I was determined to keep up with my 11-hour shifts, but my efforts were futile. I was dozing off at my desk more than a few times each day. And in a moment of sheer bewilderment, I got lost on my way to the office—even though I had been there for years. -
Overzealous Shopping
The moment I saw those two pink lines on the pregnancy test, I dove headfirst into maternity fashion. I started purchasing cute maternity outfits at just six weeks along. Who does that? Spoiler: I couldn’t wear any of those clothes by the end of my second trimester. By my next pregnancy, I wanted to burn all of it. -
Fancy Baby Clothes for a Newborn
I took impulse buying to a whole new level, acquiring a collection of posh newborn outfits. Because, you know, I was preparing to dress royalty! Fast forward to a major diaper blowout, and I found myself tossing that fancy outfit into the trash without a second thought. -
Identity Confusion
While many women experience mood swings during pregnancy, my emotions took a surprising turn. Instead of becoming irritable, I transformed into a softer and more indecisive version of myself. My husband was left utterly confused, especially when I cried over the wrong shade of paint for the nursery. -
Too Many Lifetime Movies
Watching far too many dramatic television movies left me paranoid. I once slammed the door in a stranger’s face, convinced they were there to kidnap my baby. Yeah, they were just trying to share some good news, but I wasn’t having it! -
Questionable Spa Day Choices
I decided to treat myself to a spa day, thinking it would be relaxing. What could go wrong? A haircut that looked like it was styled by a 90s country star, a painful facial, and a bikini wax that left me questioning my entire life. It was a disaster in every sense.
Despite all the silliness, I eventually welcomed my beautiful baby boy into the world. While I hoped to regain my sharpness, some remnants of my pregnancy brain still linger. But hey, wisdom often comes with age, right?
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In summary, while pregnancy brain may lead to some goofy moments, it’s all part of the experience. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the silly slips, and remember—you’re not alone in this journey!