In the NRA’s reimagining of classic fairy tales, the belief that more firearms equate to greater safety has led to an unusual twist on familiar stories. Imagine if Little Red Riding Hood had been armed—she likely wouldn’t have fallen prey to the Big Bad Wolf. And instead of innocent children, Hansel and Gretel become rifle-wielding heroes in their own right.
Amelia Carter, who describes herself as a “patriotic blogger,” has taken on the task of rewriting these stories for the NRA Family website. The result is a mix of tedium and horror, transforming beloved narratives into something decidedly unsettling. Little Red Riding Hood becomes Little Red Riding Hood (Has A Gun), while Hansel and Gretel’s title morphs into Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns). Quite the clever rebranding!
The introduction to these tales on the NRA Family website poses a thought-provoking question: “What if the characters in these fairy tales had received training in gun safety and usage?” Yes, there’s indeed an NRA Family website, complete with a logo that inspires more discomfort than nostalgia.
Many of us grew up hearing fairy tales as bedtime stories, yet few reflect on the darker undertones present in these narratives. The revised version of Little Red Riding Hood features the titular character entering the woods with a rifle slung over her shoulder. When she encounters the Big Bad Wolf, his previously confident demeanor fades upon noticing her weapon. Grandma, realizing the threat, grabs her shotgun to ensure her safety at home.
Together, they subdue the wolf, and the tale concludes with Red and Grandma enjoying a moment of peace, assured in their newfound ability to protect themselves. This is sure to resonate with the younger audience.
In the case of Hansel and Gretel, the characters are redefined from lost children to resourceful tweens on a hunting expedition. Instead of an evil stepmother abandoning them, they discover a witch’s candy cottage while searching for food. Their adventure is punctuated by a tense moment where Gretel prepares her rifle, highlighting an altogether different tale.
On their return home, their parents express joy at their successful hunt, while the children recount the dangers they faced, leading to a confrontation with the witch. The essence of the original story is lost, replaced by a narrative that the Brothers Grimm likely would not have anticipated.
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In summary, the NRA’s reinterpretation of fairy tales offers a unique blend of firearms and folklore, transforming innocent stories into narratives centered around self-defense and empowerment. While this approach may not resonate with all audiences, it’s a fascinating commentary on the role of firearms in society.