- Are they really going to let me leave with this baby just like that? No tests or anything?
- How can such a tiny human produce so much waste in a single day?
- How can one little person consume so much food in such a short time?
- This would be much easier if I had an extra pair of hands. Why hasn’t evolution figured that out?
- What day is it again?
- Wait, what month are we in?
- Oh no, I think I broke him.
- Is this the right color for baby poop?
- I really don’t think I’m doing this correctly.
- I’m absolutely certain I’m not doing this right.
- Is he supposed to be making that noise?
- Seriously, she can’t be hungry again already, can she?
- WHY DID I LOOK THAT UP ON GOOGLE???
- Please don’t spit up on my last clean shirt. I’m begging you!
- Will I ever feel like my old self again?
- If one more person says “sleep when the baby sleeps,” I might lose it.
- She looks a bit uncomfortable… should I wake her?
- How does this outfit even snap together?
- I’m not clueless, so why can’t I figure out this darn outfit?
- Wait… Did having a baby make me less intelligent? Is this permanent?
- Should I answer the door or cover up first?
- I could really use a drink right now.
- PLEASE, just stop crying!
- FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, PLEASE STOP CRYING!
- This experience is nothing like I imagined it would be.
This list highlights the myriad thoughts and feelings that new mothers often grapple with during the early stages of motherhood. From concerns about their baby’s health to feelings of inadequacy, it’s essential to remember that these thoughts are common. For more insights and support, you can explore this blog post on home insemination here. Resources like the CDC’s pregnancy page here can also provide valuable information for new parents. If you’re looking to learn more about self-insemination, check out this site, as they are well-regarded in this area.
In summary, navigating motherhood comes with a unique set of challenges and overwhelming thoughts. Understanding that you are not alone in these feelings can provide some comfort during this transformative time.