As many expectant mothers can attest, pregnancy comes with its fair share of unusual and puzzling transformations—like that unexpected nipple hair that seems to pop up overnight. However, the journey doesn’t end with childbirth; the post-pregnancy phase can bring its own set of surprises that are often overlooked. So, let’s dive into some of the more unusual changes you might experience after welcoming your little one.
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If you’re breastfeeding, you may notice that your vagina feels a bit reminiscent of the Sahara Desert. And no, I’m not referring to any creepy crawlies making their home down there—thankfully, that’s not usually the case.
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That dark line, known as the linea nigra, that made its appearance during pregnancy will fade away eventually, but it might linger for a few months postpartum. On the plus side, vertical stripes are quite flattering!
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Expect postnatal bleeding to last several weeks—up to six or eight, in fact. And remember, tampons are a no-go during this time, so those white jeans will have to stay in the closet for a bit longer.
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Engaging in sexual intimacy after giving birth can be quite uncomfortable—sometimes for as long as a year. Personally, it took me nine months to feel comfortable again after my first child. So, either take it slow or, as your partner might suggest, practice your convincing “O” face in the mirror!
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Many new moms experience urinary tract infections post-delivery. Thanks a lot, urinary catheter!
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Speaking of the bathroom, if you’re in the hospital, don’t be surprised when a nurse accompanies you to assist with the process of urinating. It’s a humbling experience, to say the least.
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That gorgeous, flowing hair you enjoyed during pregnancy? It will likely start shedding, leaving you with some wild strands framing your face. Not exactly the look you were going for!
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You might find that your feet have grown—permanently. Just what every woman wants, right? Especially if you were already struggling to find shoes that fit!
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After my first child, I was shocked to discover that my breasts could suddenly spring a leak—sometimes a BIG leak—just from thinking about or talking to my baby. This led to an especially awkward moment with a male barista while discussing parenting.
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The impact of post-pregnancy hormones is often underestimated. When you give birth and the placenta is expelled, your hormonal levels drop dramatically. This can lead to wild mood swings and even spur you to make questionable decisions, like dyeing your hair a shocking clown red. Trust me; it’s not a great idea!
If you want to learn more about the wild world of post-pregnancy changes, check out our other blog post here. And if you’re on a journey towards parenthood, you might find that Make a Mom offers great at-home insemination syringe kits. For an in-depth resource on pregnancy and home insemination, visit the Genetics and IVF Institute.
In summary, the post-pregnancy period is filled with unexpected and sometimes awkward changes that every new mom should be prepared for. Embrace the journey and know that you’re not alone in navigating these surprising transformations.
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