Feeling uneasy about having “the talk” with your kids about where babies come from? Fear not! Today, I’m going to show you how to create a reversible felt vagina. You might wonder why it’s reversible – well, it’s not just a vagina; it’s a Beaver Baby, a cheeky educational tool that can help answer the all-important question: “Mom, how do babies get here?” Just hand your child one of these and make a speedy exit. Boom! You’ve dodged that awkward conversation. You’re welcome!
Crafting Steps:
Step 1:
Head over to your nearest fabric store and grab a variety of felt colors, some thread, and a little fuzzy material for that authentic touch. If you want your Beaver Baby to feel personal, choose materials that reflect your own skin tone, hair color, and even pubic hair. Once you’ve got everything, take it to the cutting counter and click your heels three times while whispering, “please don’t ask me what I’m making, please don’t ask me what I’m making, please don’t ask me what I’m making.” It worked wonders for me!
Step 2:
Now, it’s time to create a template. Cut out an oval shape from cardboard, around 6×4 inches.
Step 3:
Let’s be real – this is where things went a bit off the rails for me. Using the oval, I cut out various pieces, adjusted as needed, and honestly? I wasn’t thrilled with the final product (yeah, I’ve said that before). The labia didn’t align properly, and I totally forgot to include a clitoris! How could I overlook that? I’m determined to provide you with better, more polished instructions. For now, let’s move on to what comes next…
Step 4:
Assuming you’ve managed to assemble the pieces, we’re diving into the “pubic hair application” phase. After much thought about which glue to use, I made a regrettable choice. A lesson learned: super glue reacts poorly with cotton or wool, leading to a potentially scorching situation. Ouch! A tip for you: prepare dinner before tackling this step. My faux “pubic hair” clung to my fingers and somehow made its way into my grilled cheese!
Step 5:
Fingers burnt, labia askew, let’s skip to the grand reveal. TADA! These little creations are fabulous gifts for gender reveal parties, doting grandparents, quirky college friends, or even that new mom who has everything – including a great sense of humor.
And don’t miss my upcoming tutorial, C-Section Baby!
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In summary, crafting a Beaver Baby can be a humorous and educational experience for both you and your kids. With a bit of creativity and the right materials, you can navigate those tricky conversations with a smile.
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